As featured on "Better Call Saul", Season 2, episode 2, "Cobbler", the act of sitting bare assed in a cream pie and wiggling your butt around in it. Considered a sexual fetish by some.
Erik was paid $500 for each video he made of him performing a squat cobbler. Chocolate cream was said to be the favorite.
by BootyToSpare August 22, 2016

A worthless talentless individual, bereft of taste and style; most probably hanging out for a crack at the younget member of the household.
by peter james woods July 20, 2009

"He's a squat cobbler!"
Squat cobbler??
"Yeah, he films himself sitting in pies. squat cobbler. Apple, peach, key lime pie, whatever man. He's a squat cobbler."
Squat cobbler??
"Yeah, he films himself sitting in pies. squat cobbler. Apple, peach, key lime pie, whatever man. He's a squat cobbler."
by thewarrior1986 September 3, 2016

It's when a fully clothed man sits on a pie and wiggles his butt around. Can be categorized as a "Fetish".
by CobblerSquatter September 3, 2016

A fetish act involving a nude male squatting into a pie with genitalia and anus, at which point a wiggle is performed.
by bettercall August 23, 2016

A type of art form that involves a fully clothed person sitting in pies. The performer is also known to cry during the performance.
Also known as a Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Creme Spat, Simple Sign In The Ass Man, and Dutch Apple Ass.
Also known as a Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Creme Spat, Simple Sign In The Ass Man, and Dutch Apple Ass.
by IJustWatchedThis September 3, 2016

Clay: "Damn, my balls are sticky and covered in blueberries this morning."
Billy: "Yeah, you got toasted and ended up being a fucking squat cobbler last night."
Billy: "Yeah, you got toasted and ended up being a fucking squat cobbler last night."
by TheMaDsQuatter August 30, 2016
