squat cobbler

As featured on "Better Call Saul", Season 2, episode 2, "Cobbler", the act of sitting bare assed in a cream pie and wiggling your butt around in it. Considered a sexual fetish by some.

Erik was paid $500 for each video he made of him performing a squat cobbler. Chocolate cream was said to be the favorite.

by BootyToSpare August 22, 2016

doorstep cobbler

A worthless talentless individual, bereft of taste and style; most probably hanging out for a crack at the younget member of the household.

I shouldnt go near them, they look like a doorstep cobbler.

by peter james woods July 20, 2009

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie for other people's sexual pleasure

"He's a squat cobbler!"

Squat cobbler??

"Yeah, he films himself sitting in pies. squat cobbler. Apple, peach, key lime pie, whatever man. He's a squat cobbler."

by thewarrior1986 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

It's when a fully clothed man sits on a pie and wiggles his butt around. Can be categorized as a "Fetish".

Jimmy hid his squat cobbler videos in his secret compartment.

by CobblerSquatter September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

A fetish act involving a nude male squatting into a pie with genitalia and anus, at which point a wiggle is performed.

The art patron paid for videos of a squat cobbler.

by bettercall August 23, 2016

squat cobbler

A type of art form that involves a fully clothed person sitting in pies. The performer is also known to cry during the performance.

Also known as a Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Creme Spat, Simple Sign In The Ass Man, and Dutch Apple Ass.

Jimmy: Mr Daniel Wormald was known for his squat cobbler.

by IJustWatchedThis September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

The erotic act of a male squatting to dip his genitalia into a freshly baked pie or cobbler.

Clay: "Damn, my balls are sticky and covered in blueberries this morning."
Billy: "Yeah, you got toasted and ended up being a fucking squat cobbler last night."

by TheMaDsQuatter August 30, 2016