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Torch MAGA

In 2014, Russia recruited Trump to run his MAGA ("Make America Great Again") more accurately "Make Russia Great Again," or MRGA. Now,MAGA has recruited Steve Schmidt of Sarah Palin "Game Change" infamy to run "Pass The Torch," encouraging President Biden to drop off the ballot, at a time when Primary voters do not want him to bow out, and the GOP will not allow Democrats to replace him. It suggests President Biden has cognitive issues, based on a debate at which Trump expressed his own cognitive disorders for the entire program. Under the Constitution, if something did happen to President Biden, he would be replaced by Vice President Harris -- one of the main jobs OF the Vice Presidency. But, to the Patriarchy, she is a Triple Threat -- Female, Black, and South Asian. Pass The Torch is hoping to bypass VP Harris by nominating "Drop Out Dean" Phillips, the sore loser who ran in the primary, and couldn't even beat President Biden in New Hampshire, where he didn't appear because NH tried to subvert South Carolina's new role as First In The Nation, and voters wrote in President Biden in a landslide.

As part of Pass The Torch, big donors have successfully blackmailed a handful of all white, predominantly male Congressional Democrats. Hence, the white Pass The Torch movement reminds people of the "Unite The Right"/"Unite The White" Charlottesville tiki torch Klan rally. Hence, supporters of the Project 2025/Agenda 47/Pass The Torch are identified as Torch MAGA.
Marianne Williams: "Democrats needed to have a primary!"
14 Million Voters: "We DID, Torch MAGA. You lost."
by the modhatter July 20, 2024
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Torch Bearer

Torch Bearer – A passenger in a vehicle who, in a selfless act of sensual yet sinful seduction, reaches across the center console and holds the shaft of the drivers erect penis as if it is the Olympic torch. Much like an Olympic torch bearer, a firm and steady grip at the base is essential to keep the torch steady and upright.

It can be seen as a silent symbol of comfort, encouragement, and romance — or a diabolical way to exert subtle power over a male BYU student.

It is the vehicular equivalent of soaking.

Torch bearing is one of the main causes of increased interest in off-road driving among unmarried BYU students. When off-roading over bumpy terrain, the torch bearer’s hand inevitably moves up and down—unintentionally, of course. Many BYU students are known to take the long and “adventurous” off-road route when dropping off their girlfriends after a date. During these rides, they can frequently be heard whispering: “Just hold it a little longer… hold it… hoooooold it.”
Jeremy’s body tensed when she reached across the console. Was this really happening? He had heard the legends of torch bearers, but he did not believe they were real. A smile soon spread across his face, Jill was indeed a torch bearer.

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The Jeep’s suspension wasn’t the most impressive demonstration of the night; Caitlyn’s torch bearer skills were on full display. It was clearly evident that she was not lying about the many compliments she’d received on her “excellent hand stability”.

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“I swear, Bishop,” Tyler said, sweating, “it was just a torch bearer situation… we weren’t even parked, I was driving and the trail was just so bumpy!”

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Parker: “Yeah I have done it, let me tell you, when you’re on the Torch Bearer trail you test your suspension…and your restraint.”
The boys: 🫨

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BYU’s off-roading club has unofficially changed its motto to: “Find a trail, bring the torch bearer, make it bumpy.”

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Nothing says, “I know you want to soak with me, but you’re driving and I cannot distract you too much,” like a firm yet caring grasp on his carrot ( penis 🙊).
by Volando Con El Viento April 9, 2025
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Nightly Torch

That's a Nightly Torch
by Shothead May 6, 2025
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Torch

(interjection)
A warning that you’re about to say something harsh, offensive, or emotionally detached. Used to temporarily excuse yourself from empathy or social niceties—just for the moment. Saying “Torch” is like pulling a verbal trigger without accountability.
by dooweeng June 9, 2025
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assetylene torch

What you use to really "light a fire under someone's posterior".
So many politicians and other officials are really lazy about getting up off their butts and actually fulfilling their assigned duties; we often need to resort to breaking out da assetylene torches just to get said fat-cat indolents to do their jobs!
by QuacksO April 23, 2024
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Torch Knobbing

The act of using a blow torch or other heating device on a door knob, then using it for sexual pleasure, usually by way of anal.
by rybones October 6, 2025
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Torch

To beat someone up excessively
Back off son, before so torch your ass up!
by Pedro from San Diego June 27, 2021
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