kettle shitter

an aquired art which one must learn, when you squat over a kettle and excrete as much as you can in the ketle. then once you have done this you then boil it so that the shit then evaporates in to the walls of the room that you did it in.

ah man last night i totally saw the kettle shitter in our laundry room.....

by The phantom shitter boiler April 29, 2010

Bull shitter

n.
a.) A person who tells lies to get out of bad situations.

b.) A person that chats with someone who is incapable of understanding sarcasm.

c.) A person who lies to get in good with another.

I had to be a total bull shitter to keep from being grounded.

by Pitoyable May 2, 2005

Urinal Shitter

Someone who quietly shits in a urinal in a public restroom (usually school restrooms), and leaves it there and sneaks out, only for the next person to discover.

Person 1: Yo! The urinal shitter strikes again!
Person 2: I know right, urinal shits are so gross.

by motorcycle98 August 16, 2020

Decommissioning the Shitter

The act of disservice to a community by destroying the commode through a major shit eruption. Said shit storm is a janitorial nightmare, resulting in "out of order" signage.

Johnny Shatt, sensing a tummy rumble, knew it was time to release the dragon. Sitting on the porcelain commode, he grabbed his heals, held his breath, and with all his might bore down! The resulting shit geyser spackled the walls, the toilet seat, but oddly left Johnny's Polo shirt, khaki shorts, and penny loafers unscathed;nevertheless, the damage was done! Johnny Shatt was becoming a scourge to local businessess, but in some circles...a legend..for Johnny S. was on a streak, "decommissioning the shitter(s)" of not too many a fine business in Greater Los Angeles (Losssz Angeleeez, emphasis added) area.

by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023

Shitter Twitter

The caring on of a conversation or sharing of personal feelings/ updates from the inside of a bathroom stall through the means of carving or sharpies.

"That was some profound shitter twitter i read inside that bathroom stall."

by PB23 November 13, 2009

Shitter Shimmy

verb. The act of shaking your ass, while sitting on the shitter, in order to get the last clinging turd to fall.

I had to do one hell of shitter shimmy to get that last turd to fall.

by TheMan February 1, 2008

Throat Shitter

Throat Shitter (noun): A person, who having ungratefully accepted good things in life, shits down everyone's throat when things go tits up.

A reliable server messes up once.

Sam: This server is so fucking shit!

Sam is a throat shitter.

by Karot March 8, 2013