Muppet Rejects

Muppet Rejects are certain people that look so horrible even the muppets would reject them...

It's those damn muppet rejects trying to get with me again!

by Precious Sunrise April 15, 2011

Rejection Backhand

When a person who offers a romantic gesture is rejected but quickly recovers by saying they only meant it as friends.

Man: Hey, I'd love to fly out to see you this weekend.
Woman: I'm sorry, I'm not interested and prefer to be single.
Man: Jeez, I only meant to catch up as friends, but if you don't want to see me..

He gave me the hard sell to go out with him but when I said no, he hit me with the rejection backhand.

by TandP May 25, 2021

Heaven's Rejection

This is usually when you get to Post Nut Clarity but someone has to punch your nuts right as you reach it.

Guy 1: Dude what happened to Keith?

Guy 2: Oh his girl had done "Heaven's Rejection".
Yeah he can't really nut or have kids for a while.

by 0Roach0 September 23, 2019

Digital Reject

one who is Digtally Rejected.

I am so a digital reject. I just got rejected by 5 guys online.

by Amanda Holder October 2, 2008

rejection letter

A letter from college, graduate school or job suggesting that they don't want you or have no room for you.

Shit. I got a rejection letter in the mail from my top college.

by Leopards14 February 28, 2019

Bowel Rejection

When you get that feeling you really need to shit but you've been sitting on the toilet for an hour or more and nothing comes out.

Dude, i tried taking a shit yesterday, but i got a Bowel Rejection instead.

by What_was_taken November 27, 2021

Urban-reject

A socially awkward person who posts definitions on this website that pertain to various negative aspects of his or her relationships, friendships, or other personal problems of the sort. Urban Rejects are commonly rejected in the real world even more often than their pathetic attempts at posting information on Urban Dictionary

Also see: pathetic, loser, failure

Person1: Did you see that urban-reject try to post that definition about his ex-girlfriend being a whore yesterday?

Person2: Yes, but I rejected the loser's post without hesitation!

by Filbs April 25, 2008