Silas Poore

A whore that has such terrible ghonerea that slime silas stink comes out of her poores.

I banged a silas poore last night for 50 cents. Worst night of my life.

by LaskyHater420 December 11, 2019

Poor Edge

being too poor to drink or do drugs.

i.e - Dry as a kite.

Man, marcus got fired last month and now he's poor edge. That negro used to smoke us down mad blunts, today however, he sits idle, pensive, pondering paucity, pessimistic, and penurious.

by ThePoopsmith July 11, 2012

crypto-poor

Having a large amount of money in crypto currency, but refusing to take any of it out of one’s crypto wallet, in fear of not making more money.

He’s crypto-poor. He has a million in doge but lives in a shoebox apartment.

by DazzyTheMermaid May 17, 2021

Functional Poor

This word defines a certain catergory of people*, who can afford to go to school abroad and go on vacation every year, but are poor.

*Not to be mistaken for rich or working-class.

“Oh Yusuf? Yea, he goes to school abroad and has a vacation every year, but don’t worry, he’s functional poor.”

by assstrroo October 5, 2018

Poor Mouth

Poor Mouth is the movement of rich people pretending to be poor for fun. This includes buying from thrift shops, buying clothes made to look dirty and ripped, or making "homeless inspired" accessories. The only issue is, once they're bored they can simply go back to being rich.

The punk version of Poor Mouth is known as Corporate Punk.

Mary: I saw the CEO of our company wearing a cardboard sign around his neck? Why is he pretending to be poor?

Jack: Oh he's just doing Poor Mouth now, he thinks his cardboard sign necklace is trendy

Mary: Did he really have to stop bathing?

by Jack Mustard May 12, 2021

Poor Lupin

a full moon. Reference to Remus Lupin in the Harry Potter series who is a werewolf. When the moon is full, he transforms, which is said to be painful, so when you see a full moon, you say "poor lupin". can also be used at a noun i.e. instead of saying "there's a full moon tonight," you'd say, "there's a poor lupin tonight". Sort of the opposite of a Lucky Lupin (crescent moon)

bob: Wow! look at the full moon, it's bright!
joe: yeah, but poor Lupin
or
bob: I really hope there's a poor Lupin tomorrow for the camping trip!

by potter>twilight July 16, 2010

Prada poor

A person who dresses in very expensive clothes but still manages to look like a skint hipster or your average basement dweller.

An upmarket version of what poor people look like.

- I can't believe Allen actually paid 400 bucks for that ripped torn hoodie.

- Yeah, he's so Prada poor.

by Suntoryboss June 19, 2013