poor lad

a poor lad is defined as a person of the male gender mostly beginning with R. Mostly: Roman, Richard or Roan.

Lucy: “Look at that poor lad over there”
Dave: “Oh yeah, his names Roan I think.”

by Alex22_5 May 7, 2022

cum poor

a person who has not had sex or has has semen (cum) inside of them for a long time.

jerry: my girlfriend def wont be cum poor after tonight!
charlie: yo why the hell is your name jerry thats a dumb fucking name

by cupofdirtfordinner November 22, 2020

Poor Mouth

Poor Mouth is the movement of rich people pretending to be poor for fun. This includes buying from thrift shops, buying clothes made to look dirty and ripped, or making "homeless inspired" accessories. The only issue is, once they're bored they can simply go back to being rich.

The punk version of Poor Mouth is known as Corporate Punk.

Mary: I saw the CEO of our company wearing a cardboard sign around his neck? Why is he pretending to be poor?

Jack: Oh he's just doing Poor Mouth now, he thinks his cardboard sign necklace is trendy

Mary: Did he really have to stop bathing?

by Jack Mustard May 12, 2021

Poor Pirate

A girl who has a lot of booty but no chest.

Those Brazilian porn star girls are some serious poor pirates!

by Socr8s August 26, 2012

Poor Moon

Inexpensive beer which is light in character, mixed with orange juice, preferably without pulp

poor moon...PBR, take a sip, pour Everfresh OJ in the top

by bshy October 2, 2013

Poor claw

A shot of vodka poured into a can of La Croix.
When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.

I didn't have money for a case of hard seltzer so I bought some vodka and a case of La Croix so we can make Poor Claw instead!

by jaybirdlaw December 1, 2020

Poor Lupin

a full moon. Reference to Remus Lupin in the Harry Potter series who is a werewolf. When the moon is full, he transforms, which is said to be painful, so when you see a full moon, you say "poor lupin". can also be used at a noun i.e. instead of saying "there's a full moon tonight," you'd say, "there's a poor lupin tonight". Sort of the opposite of a Lucky Lupin (crescent moon)

bob: Wow! look at the full moon, it's bright!
joe: yeah, but poor Lupin
or
bob: I really hope there's a poor Lupin tomorrow for the camping trip!

by potter>twilight July 16, 2010