picking on the poor

Favorite sport of DEMOCRATS and REPUBLICANS.

Because the fuckers who run the government are all Satanists.

by Satanists are dildos April 30, 2004

oyster picking

when someone opens up another ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster

chris opened chelseas ass and pulled off some spectacular oyster picking

by LT CASEY RYBACK June 16, 2009

Dick-picked

When your penis overrides your own decisions and personally picks which girl you are to bang.

Dude, I really think Jennifer and I have been bonding, but what do ya know my penis dick-picked Ashley again.

by Nasty Ned March 20, 2012

Picking Daisies

The act of cupping one's farts in his/her hands and releasing them throughout the air.

Looking at Mike over there picking daisies at his desk.

by JS61485 March 19, 2014

hit the picks

To aggressively brake a vehicle, usually to avoid a collision; to step on the brakes.

Shagger hit the picks in his WB ute to avoid a roo that jumped out in front of him.

by macquariedic January 31, 2021

picking pineapples

Wasting time or doing time

Me: Hey wyd
You: picking pineapples

by Amberama June 6, 2017

pick and choodiasm

Picking and choosing the tenets of a religion that you would like to follow. Often choosing the convenient parts (the holidays and celebrations) and leaving the rest.

"Is Greg Jewish? He doesn't keep kosher."
"Yeah but he takes all of the holidays though."
"He must be practicing pick and choodiasm."

or

"You're eating meat? I thought Catholics abstained from meat on Fridays in Lent."
"No worries dude, I'm practicing pick and choodiasm."

by JGpe rcussion September 28, 2011