Meat Musket

The act of loading your penis like a musket. Pour the powder in, insert paper and small projectile, ram down shaft with rod (remember to lick clean after) and squeezing your balls to fire.

Bro a guy just broke into my house lucky I had the meat musket preloaded! He folded like a omelette after I launched that frozen pea through his face at Mach 7

by Real life hacks November 10, 2025

The Musket Loader

When you shit in your partners mouth and stuff the shit down her throat with your dick.

Guy 1: Carson gave Jessie The Musket Loader last night.
Guy2: Nice bro

by Dic Handle January 9, 2020

thomas musket

A fucking god that plays Mc too much great friend and over all nice guy kinda weird asking his ex to give head tho anyway u shouldn’t let urself down everyone loves u

Thomas Musket is a ranga

by The One that no one loves March 22, 2020

Packing the musket

The act of having anal sex while the other party is constipated.

Dumb thick Karen was constipated for 3 days so i had no other choice but to started packing the musket.

by jimlahey_securingthabag January 3, 2020

Golden Musket

The act of performing homosexual oral sex on two men

Did you hear about oly? He gave two guys a golden musket at the party last night

by pistol mike January 19, 2023

Red Musket

To insert a piece of Popping Candy, most notably Pop Rocks, into the urethra and proceed to be pushed down by a Sounding instrument. It is named after the action of reloading a muzzle-loaded long gun- also known as the Musket.

I finally convinced my husband to try the Red Musket! He said it felt better than having sex for the first time!

by repetitivedango February 25, 2023

The Three Musketeers

The Three Musketeers are a group of people who are soooooooooooooo shrexsey and hot sooo nice and yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that group is soo cool I want to be in The Three Musketeers

by Budapest69 April 25, 2023