minge-infringe

The female equivalent of a cock-block.

Stopping a girl (be you either male or female) from talking to or flirting with someone thus ruining their chances of sexual intercourse.

"Hey, I was totally hitting it off with this dude last night 'til Sally came over and minge-infringed me!'

"Dave was chatting to this skanky hoe last night, then, right out of nowhere, her older sister came over and played the old minge-infringe! He was so pissed off!"

by DisappearingAct December 1, 2011

Minge Cringe

When someone or something disgusts you that much it makes your minge cringe.

Boy: “Send nudes”
Girl: “Ew you fucking minge cringe”

by Kirsty may November 18, 2019

Minge Cloth

A cotton or sometimes synthetic material, mainly used by women to clean there vaginal entrance.

Please use that minge cloth and wash those smelly hanging bacon rashers

by Starfabregas4 October 1, 2007

Ming Hag

(Ming or, Mingin) An obsolutly disgusting girl who is either sickly to look at or touch. (Hag) A stupid old cock blocker. When these words are brought together to form a person, stay atleast 5 meters away and avoid eye contact.

That bitch is such a ming hag! Stay atleast 5 meters away from her and avoid eye contact.

Josh's mother.

by Alex Oatway May 30, 2006

jia ming

Jia Ming is a very smart boy who is very helpful. He always gets straight A's and everyone is very jealous of him. He is a bit sarcastic at times and silly. His parents always want to volunteer for things at his school. He gets the best education in the whole state. His parents might be wealthy.

Teacher: Class we will be doing a class project today so go make groups with a leader!
Boy 1: I choose Jia Ming!
Boy 2: No I choose Jia Ming!
Boy 3: I choose Jia Ming because of how smart he is!

by Lowkeyabbym.. January 21, 2018

yao ming

1)Basketball player
2)Short way of saying " you know what i mean"

That party was crunk yao ming?

by Brittany December 12, 2004

Minge Fettler

A gynaecologist, or someone who "fettles minges", minge being a slang word for vagina and fettle being a northern term for someone who "tidies up" or "adjusts"

"I'm off to see my Minge Fettler because my pissflaps have become really unsightly!"

by Cwilliam September 27, 2006