Where you have a hard shit then it pops out (a very smallll hard cork shaped shit) and then it all liquid shit coming out. Like a champagne bottle.
Bro, don't look at that toilet! I took a shit and used the Champagne method. You mean you did in the style of The Champagne Method? Like a Champagne Shit bro.
by Madame DJ January 5, 2013
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Friend: I was doing the stoplight method last night and I ran a red light!
Friend 2: Aw man that shits the worst!
Friend 2: Aw man that shits the worst!
by Dickboy629 January 23, 2018
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Get the The smoothie method mug.(n.) The act of using two condoms while putting Tabasco in between them for an audible warning when you're down to your last line of defense against any STDs.
Steve, I picked up a prostitute after the game last night and I used the Tabasco method. 15 minutes into our session, she started screaming. That's when I knew I was down to my spare and had to call it quits. 50 bucks for 15 minutes? Man, that sucked.
by Island_Spud November 18, 2016
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Philip was conceived using the Philip method. So no matter how hard he tries he’s not a real immigrant.
by CC_021 May 12, 2019
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Man I was playing Halo the other day and my friend totally pulled the Benson Method on me
A guy tried to take Jim's car the other day but he Benson'd off the bridge.
A guy tried to take Jim's car the other day but he Benson'd off the bridge.
by Condor027 April 30, 2011
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