Hoot

A large , hard and circular stomach. Generally found on an adult male above the age of 40. Which usually leads to heart attacks later in life, but are sought after by women which call them , “dad bods”

“I’m hooted up”
“Damn , Dad nice hoot”
“Uncle Trev’s hoots lookin nice today”

by Salmon404 December 29, 2020

Hoot

A hoot is a pronounced and continued state of laughter by a young lady named Jay. Only a YQS Mogs can truly be said to have ‘hooted’

Oh shit look at Jacqui B, she’s hooting!

by Quichey December 10, 2017

Hoots

Baby owl.

Do you see the hoots in that tree

by Cowboysplaytime73 August 09, 2023

hoot

it’s just a small hit on someone else’s vape/dab pen

hey johnny, can i get a hoot?

by Axelmycat March 01, 2021

what the hoot

Another way of saying what the fuck

Person 1: I jerk off to pictures of mutilated corpses
Person 2: what the hoot

by Rambitten December 16, 2023

Genie Hoot

When your weed cartridge is clogged and you try 3 times to get it to pull, it finally releases giving you the heavy Genie Hoot

I tried 3 times to unclog my cart and on the 3rd time it released it and I got a huge Genie Hoot

by Ya.Girl.Kay November 25, 2023

Genie Hoots

When the weed vape cart is clogged and you hold the button down at least 3 times/seconds with no success, and it all lets go at once

I tried unclogging my vape cart by holding down the button 3 different times and it all let go at once! It was a huge Genie Hoot!

Releasing the genie hoots

by Ya.Girl.Kay November 25, 2023