Ham Crown

Where you attempt to wear a vagina as a crown.

"Yo dawg I heard you tried to stick your head in your missus"

"Yeah man, I was totally wearing that Ham Crown."

by The Ham King January 18, 2010

Colon Crown

Someone who is such an asshat that they are king of the asshats or asshat nobility. Clearly because they are wearing their colon like a crown.

My boss is not just an asshat, he's king of the asshats a real colon crown.

by GreenBird23 May 18, 2011

Bridport Crown

An extravagant party held in the English countryside.

Billy told me they were having a Bridport Crown this Friday.

by turkjim January 20, 2015

Jizz Crown

When a royal King wish's to prove his loyalty to his one and only Queen, he will first gift her

with a Pearl Necklace. To be officially announced his Queen, he will then bestow the converted Jizz Crown apon her head. From which she shall receive her majizztic crown from his majestic cock.

(When a man cums on a woman's head in a full circle - Jizz Crown)

"My oh my Queen Elizabeth, that Jizz Crown puts a sparle in your eye" - King Dong

by Jizzanary November 17, 2017

Crowned as a princess

Intentially getting a girl so fuck up she can't stand stripping her naked then having a minimum of 4 men jackoff into her hair.

This lightweight at a party got crowned as a princess then woke up the next morning asking her why strands of hair are sticking together.

by Ron Michael jeremy May 17, 2016

Wanker's Crown

Alternative phrase for man bun or manbun when worn by a hipster or similarly smug, pretentious twat.

"I see that guy next door is now wearing a Wanker's Crown"
"Yes, gone down the full Hipster route sadly....."

by Dgaf72 January 25, 2020

Triple Crown

When you decide to hit three parties in one day and get absolutely obliterated to the point where you no longer have any eye sight.

Yo are you down to run a triple crown tonight me and the boys are thinking about blacking out.

by ElephantDroppings June 13, 2020