Just woke up the butcher.

To be caught off guard.

Ah man you caught me in my tightie whities! You just woke up the butcher.

by Thebutcher June 12, 2019

butcher them

Is one of the best female's on xbox, she runs you

I'm sorry Butcher Them

by butcherthem October 6, 2023

Butcher Carry

The act of lifting another person by grabbing their shirt collar and simultaneously inserting 1-2 fingers into their asshole in hook like fashion, and lifting.

The student was getting a drink of water from the water fountain before the bully started doing a Butcher Carry.

by LilShotdog December 16, 2017

bash the butcher bird

A euphemism for female masturbation. The male equivalent would be choking the chicken.

Sue was so excited she stopped work to go bash the butcher bird.

by Jocky210 September 1, 2025

Butchered

Butchered is a term used in Ireland (Maybe UK too) when someone gets a haircut and it turns out badly. Essentially it's a bad haircut

"Your barber butchered you bru"

"Nathan did you see Tom's new haircut?"
"I did, it looks terrible"
"Yeah he totally got butchered"

by Unique philosopher August 7, 2024

butcherization

Butcher
verb

slaughter or cut up or ruin

-ization (a suffix) the act or process of making

Butcherization :
the act of slaughtering or ruining something.

While waiting to be called in the ER by a doctor. I had not realized they had been calling my name for a while. They were mispronouncing it very badly.

It was the worst butcherization of my name I had ever heard.

by Curly_sanchez October 4, 2016

to be a butcher

1. To have a temper of half-blooded soft English-Russianman, who loves politics, law, history and society sciences. He can be agressive in a few kinds of moments, for ex. when he got a bad mark during PE lesson.
2. To do a brexit, when the action isn't connected with politics, law, history or society sciences

A: Hey, why have you done a brexit during yesterday's party?
B: Sorry, homie, I didn't find politics there?
A: To be a butcher is not a solution in this case!

by zyuryaev April 10, 2019