by Xxxfi October 27, 2025
Get the Temple of them mug.A mysterious temple nobody knows much about, except that a strange group of hooded men practice the religion of "Tyquavionism" on Wednesdays at exactly 3:12 PM. Also, people named Tyson are not permitted, and you can only be allowed in if you possess the all-mighty Tar-Mobile.
Friend 1: "Hey, are you going to the Tyquavious Temple to practice Tyquavionism tomorrow?"
Friend 2: "If only I knew where it was, then I would. Also, it's only open on Wednesdays at that special minute; 3:12 PM."
Friend 1: "Oh yeah, I'm such an idiot...”
Friend 2: "If only I knew where it was, then I would. Also, it's only open on Wednesdays at that special minute; 3:12 PM."
Friend 1: "Oh yeah, I'm such an idiot...”
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Get the duck temple mug.Founded by Jim Jones, A cultist activist and leader, In fear of the Government disbanding the cult, the People's Temple Followers drank poison-laced purple Cool-Aid. Causing a mass-murder suicide in the surrounding area.
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Get the People's Temple mug.Any situation when one would pantomime finger guns to their own head and stimulate blowing their brains out, but can't do it do to social structures.
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Get the Temple fucked mug.Christian School Christian schools are terrible places where the teachers make you want to completely give up on everything. The work is intense and the people are bitches, preps, hoes, and some of them may be extreamly religious. Most of the people in the school are related and the ones that aren’t in the family get treated like shit. Truth is, everyone in the school hates it and they think of it as Hell on Earth. If you know anyone who goes to this terrible place, give them a hug... and even if you don’t believe in God, pray for them...
by Secret Satan May 19, 2018
Get the Temple Baptist christian school mug.The Temple of Zeus is an occult religious organization founded in 2002 by Andrea M. Dietrich. A new religious movement and form of Western esotericism, the Temple of Zeus espouses a religion known as Zevism, whose practitioners are called Zevists, identifying itself as a form of Satanism.
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