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A GLA (Global Liberation Army) owned vehicle in Command and Conquer (Zero Hour). It has a mounted machine gun on the back of the vehicle. The technical can upgrade its weaponry by salvaging enemy parts and by purchasing armor piercing bullets at the black market. It can also hold up to 5 troops, making it an effective transport vehicle. However, unlike the USA Humvee, the troops cannot fire out of the vehicle while they are inside. They must be evacuated before they can fire upon enemy units. RTS pro gamers use this versatile vehicle to pwn noobs because we pro gamers got the micro.
I'll kill you with 1 technical right, cause like y'know I just got the micro.
by HR Ryan September 25, 2005
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Technically

The word that says, "I'm explaining something very scientific now" But means, "You don't need to listen to anything after this point."
Guy 1: Did you know that there's a large hole in the ozone caused by global warming?
Guy 2: Well technically...
Guy 1: Just stop talking.
by Eastern Wildebeest November 16, 2016
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Techie

One who is involved with all Technical aspects of a show/film/production, including but not limited to: Lighting Design/programming/implementation; Set Design/Construction; Prop Design/Construction; Costume design/construction; etcetra
Commonly known to wear all black, Join IATSE, and generally to have rather sick senses of humor. (Warning to all actors, they have Gaffers tape, they will stick you to the wall)
Note: The Stage/Production Manager can be considered to be a Techie, for they are considered "god" on set, the reason I set this aside is because they are not involved with IATSE, but with Equity.
the lighting designer Is a Techie.
the actors are most definitely not.
by BohemianBabe March 27, 2005
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Technically Annoying

When somebody corrects you with 'Technically,...' to get out of saying something stupid or insulting you, and you have to forgive them because they're right, even though it's extrememly annoying of them.

Technically annoying people usually know in the first place that you're going to get mad at what they say, and they also usually know that the technicality of their words gives them a free pass to say this insult/phrase to you all the time.
Jeremy: 'Haha, you're a homo.'
Samantha: 'Excuse me? I'm not gay.'
Jeremy: 'Technically, homo could mean gay OR homosapien, like you have two legs. So I wasn't insulting you.'
Samantha: 'Sorry.' *Thinking* You're technically ANNOYING. Ugh.
by PseudononymousAwesomeness December 29, 2010
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Flume Technician

A very important, under-rated job. In a nut shell, it is a nutshell... Being on call 24/7, a flume technician is responsible for ensuring that the structural and watertight integrities of any and all flumes are maintained using technical equipment including duct tape, bungee cords, and clothespins (MacGyver style).

It is a booming profession. It's getting popular as well.
Jenn: What does Phil do all day? He always looks so busy but I never see him working.
Tom: Are you serious? Phil's the flume technician! Who would we call if his flume started leaking?
Jenn: But it always leaks...
Tom: EXACTLY! And he's always working on it! The lab would flood Zoltan style if he took a break.
Jenn: You have opened my eyes. How could I have been so wrong!
Phil: Hey dudes
by Thom Krüse April 17, 2009
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techer

Some techers pranked MIT again!
by Ahdhfhdiifjcjejejdh October 21, 2015
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A magnet high school in Summerlin, Las Vegas that is swarmed with a majority of shallow faggy rich kids from Palo Verde and annoying hipster Asians. The teachers are very cool and sometimes hot, but the workload and amount of homework are almost unbearable. We barely have any school spirit and we think our mascot (the Wrangler) is lame, but we all still stay here after we say we're going back to our home schools. Gotta love those laid-back school-wide PBLs, the teachers going down the halls on scooters, and how your parents are so proud of you for going to a geeky $83.5 million school.
Rich white kid: "Uggh, I gotta go to West Career and Technical Academy."

Asian kid: "At least there's laptops in every single classroom so we can watch vids on Youtube the entire day."
by sameintheend November 6, 2011
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