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kart tease 

To tell someone you’re going to head over to their house to play Mario Kart on the Nintendo 64 then bail last minute
Guy 1: we gonna play the shit outta some Mario kart tonight?

Guy 2: hell ya i’ll Be there after work

Couple hours later...

Guy 2: sorry man can’t make it, gonna snuggle the girlfriend instead

Guy 1: your girlfriend is ugly and you are a kart tease
kart tease by T-boner77 November 10, 2017

Benjamin Tease 

A journeyman strip club technique, the Benjamin Tease is taking one $100 bill for the whole strip club evening. When strippers approach you the Benjie is mentioned but never given away. In view but out of reach. It eventually becomes a competition between the strippers for who will earn the $100.
Club guy 1 - Did you do the Benjamin Tease?

Club guy 2 - Oh yea... best $100 I never spent.
Benjamin Tease by Joe Treflo October 27, 2018

CoC tease 

A person(s) who has not played Supercell's smash hit game Clash of Clans
(Noun) Damn bro this kids such a CoC tease.
(Plural) There is a large protest of anti-CoC's
CoC tease by FortnitePoggers April 8, 2020

Lloydie Tease 

When a certain well-respected person or a person of great import and wisdom stays digitally silent or uncommonly taciturn in a chat room or phone app, adding to the allure of hidden inner-knowledge which may be potentially disclosed at any moment. Hidden knowledge is then disclosed, but quickly deleted from the digital public forum. Room participants, formerly with their hunger of knowledge temporarily satiated, experience a gamut of emotions from excitement, to confusion, then ultimately disappointment as the potential for gained wisdom is forever lost in an archive only hinted at by the phrase such as "This message was deleted," and leaving participants with a digital teasing.
"Me and my homies were patiently waiting for a response, and when it came overnight but disappeared by morning, we realized we got the 'ol Lloydie Tease"

"I was at Teasers last night, checked my phone after it pinged and realized I got Lloydie Teased after there was only a deleted message. What a dangerous game being played with my emotions."
Lloydie Tease by Stimal8shn April 13, 2023

Over the Pants Squeeze Tease 

An accidental dick-grab when one is unbalanced or falling over and reaches for something to grab onto for support. This usually lasts for a short period of time, followed by a considerable amount of awkwardness, so it is considered a 'tease' rather than a full squeeze job. Bonus points getting the whole hand around the girth of the penis.
When I was at the ice skating rink last week, I gave my friend an over the pants squeeze tease, after which I bruised my tailbone on the ice.

cock tease

A psuedonym given by a rejected suitor to woman who he considers to be extrodinarily physically desirable, genuinely nice, extremely laid-back cool, completely comfortable with ALL she is including, but not limited to, her sexuality, and doesn't hold it back or tone it down for anyone. She doesn't buy into the concept that just because she makes a guy think about hittin her she is somehow obligated to give it up.
I can't believe that muthafucka thought he was tappin this just because I been hangin with him lately. I mean shit, I like him, but I don't wanna fuck him. I thought he said I was, "almost like one of the boyz".
cock tease by eargazzyum July 5, 2005