Mike Bebek Taxi

Giving your "good friend" a piggy back ride while he enters you from behind. (Anally) ((male only))

"Look how happy J.D. and Mike look. Mike is so nice to give J.D. a Mike Bebek Taxi ride"

by Taxi guy January 23, 2021

Poon Taxi

The vehicle that is used in order for one to transport his or her friends to and from their partner's house; usually in an instance in which the friend will be receiving some type of sexual favor for their partner upon arrival or during the time spent together; most "poon taxi" incidents occur when the friend either does not have a license or a vehicle of their own to drive

Friend: "Hey dude! Please drive me over to my girlfriend's house! She's really horny!"

Me: "No! I've done this too many times and I refuse to keep being your poon taxi!"

by beretta_dilly_whop August 6, 2011

Taxi Driving

(V) To drive recklessly like there is no tomorrow, give the birdie to people who you deem too slow or too law- abiding, all the whole yelling into a bluetooth headset.
Noun: Taxi Drive

Taxi drivers are especially good at taxi driving.

by MyPi February 26, 2019

taxi bird

Woman you would get at end of nite just to get home as you no money left .usually the ugliest bird there is

I'm skint need to get a taxi bird to get home

by singer61 May 16, 2018

Upside-down Taxi

A sexual position where the man presses his back to the roof of the car and the woman sticks her ass In the air and does all the work

“MOM! She’s wonderful, last night she gave me an upside-down taxi! I think she’s the one.”
“I’m so happy for you son”

by Dontcallme808 October 25, 2025

Taxi Cab Theory

Men are like a taxi. In theory, If their light is on they will let someone in. If the light is off they will not.

If a man is ready for a relationship subconsciously he will get a girlfriend. If he is not, he will not.

Travis Scott left Kylie Jenner after years, but married Jojo Siwa. This is the taxi cab theory.

by yougboxb April 15, 2024

Taxi Faggot

A drunk guy in a taxi yelling "RIGHT?!!" to people passing by, and trying to get out, follow and attack them.

That drunk savage is being a taxi faggot. Someone needs to beat his ass.

by John Anderson 1 August 21, 2025