Tainter Tots

This delicious delicacy is made with the leftover smegma from your gooch. The tasty remnants are then rolled up into little tatter tot sized balls and baked on high for 30-35 minutes. It is crucial that they are given 5 minutes to cool, as this will complete the crisping process. Recommended for ages 5+

Johnny Crapplebees: Yo Tyrant, I’m looking for a nice side to go with my turkey sandwich. Any suggestions?

Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, they’ll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if you’re interested ;)

Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.

by Stoney69 March 23, 2019

Tainted

When ones face is abused by another man's taint. Therefore he is tainted!

That guy over there was the first to pass out at the party , dude was tainted!

by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

tanikella

A sexx lord himself that is bestowed with both chad and also chad. Happens to be the father of sex guru Reedit.

Wow Tommy just had sex last night, he is becoming a Tanikella!

by SP Balasubramaniam April 24, 2019

Tainted

To rub something vigorously on one's taint.

This meat we're eating smells awful. OH SHIT!!! IT'S BEEN TAINTED !!!!!

by 1badparatrooper August 13, 2019

Taniere

Taniere: fine,raw,slim thic, great dancer and amazing

Girl: ouu that’s taniere

by Tbbyswervo July 31, 2020

tanbite

Tanbite is a name for funny comedians who joke around all the time or just funny how dumb they are. Other times they can be real ass holes who just wont stop fucking bothering you. Overall Tanbite is just a funny name to make fun of someone.

Omg did this Tanbite really just say that. STUPID TANBITE IS LYING. Really tanbite why are you so dumb

by Biden Trump Obama October 24, 2020

Tainted

1. Generally any trophy won by rangers between 2001 and 2010.
2. At least 3 points won in 2020 by sevco.

See that lot got tainted points again.

by badger69 October 17, 2020