JR liked telling his pig tales more than the actual dating of those ugly broads; he could make us laugh and the women scream.
by TooSick4U October 22, 2007
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Get the Taheed mug.An incredibly awesome book by Kate Dicamillo that tells the separate stories of Desperaux Tilling, a tiny mouse shunned by the rest of his kind, Chiaroscuro(Aka. Roscuro), a once light-loving rat whose heart was broken years ago, and Mig, a poor servant girl whose father sold her for a couple of cigarettes, a red tablecloth, and a hen. In the last section of the book the characters come together during Roscuro's plot to kidnap the princess and... that's all I'm saying for the sake of not ruining the ending(sorry :D). This beautiful story is at least five times better (and deeper) than that shit they call The Tale of Desperaux movie (friendship?! WTF?).
If you haven't read it then you should! Though...I wouldn't really suggest it if you're over a certain age(i.e. 16 and up shouldn't read it in public or at all if you're used to more challenging books) because of the simplicity of reading it(though not extremely simple).
If you haven't read it then you should! Though...I wouldn't really suggest it if you're over a certain age(i.e. 16 and up shouldn't read it in public or at all if you're used to more challenging books) because of the simplicity of reading it(though not extremely simple).
Bob: "Duuuuuuuuuddddddee! What's up with your face?! You look like you just saw a puppy getting raped by Barnie!"(WTF)
Fred: "No. Worse. I just saw....the Tale of Desperaux Movie!!! DX"
Bob:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" DX
Fred: "No. Worse. I just saw....the Tale of Desperaux Movie!!! DX"
Bob:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" DX
by wootwootpie :D May 25, 2009
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A political Cad story making a mockery of Conservative Family Values as the founding doctrine of a Republican politician.
The press interview of a male slut after an international vacation.
Political hypocrisy with a sad apologetic face and a happy penis.
A political Cad story making a mockery of Conservative Family Values as the founding doctrine of a Republican politician.
The press interview of a male slut after an international vacation.
Political hypocrisy with a sad apologetic face and a happy penis.
"Hey Joe, let's grab some brewskis and ask our lovely wives if we can go on a South American vacation to come back with our own Argentinean tales of Argentinean tail."
..."No Max, that's for politicians, I prefer to keep my truck, guns and trailerhouse without fighting over them in the divorce. And that's my Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail, and I'm sticking to it."
..."No Max, that's for politicians, I prefer to keep my truck, guns and trailerhouse without fighting over them in the divorce. And that's my Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail, and I'm sticking to it."
by benighse June 27, 2009
Get the Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail mug.Noun: (Ta-lay-nuh): Artistic girl of taller proportions that is often found saying stupid things and is usually found in a state of sleep deprivation. Greatly enjoys the company of others, especially those with stranger senses of humor.
Crowd: "So didja hear about how that Talena kicked a lolicon in the-- *Pbbbbbt!* Oh what the hell!? Who did that?!"
Haruko:*raises hand* "I pooted >:"
Crowd: AWWWWWWH!
Haruko:*raises hand* "I pooted >:"
Crowd: AWWWWWWH!
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abilities suited for sex.
abilities suited for sex.
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