Twatfarce

A small family run Plumbing and Heating company in Emsworth, Hampshire.

A shambolic organisation who truly believe they offer their customers the best possible service.
Well known for their extremely rapid “Boiler Servicing” And if you’re you’re extremely lucky for them to actually take the case off your appliance they will ensure the cobwebs will be merely blown away!

What are Twatfarce?... A shambolic organisation who truly believe they offer their customers the best possible service.

Does anyone know a reputable boiler servicing company?... Well known for their extremely rapid “Boiler Servicing”

by Twatfarce November 5, 2020

Twash

St. Lucian slang term for butt cheeks.

Split in di middle, make them two twash jiggle.

by ulixDE December 29, 2020

twas the night of chilis

Twas the night of chilis was a very famous poem made by Farhan. The inspiration behind this poem was made for his beautiful wife named insia. This poem gathered many great reviews and was nominated for many awards and prizes. Twas the night of chilis was nominated for the Oscars 3 times and also the author Farhan was nominated for the noble peace prize 2 times. Farhan made sure all profits went to a foundation for starving malnourished Africans.

Did u hear about twas the night of chilis?

by billybob404 January 14, 2021

twas

a word made by me because i’m very funny and no one else can steal it🙄‼️

twas a joke-cloey

by stanansuaj April 15, 2021

Twafflegasm

A collective of useless management types, joined ass to mouth in the form a human hadron collider, where bullshit from one manager is swallowed whole by the next, only to be shat out with increasing speed and stupidity to the next until it reaches the "Speed of Shite". The manager's are now it a perpetual state of Twafflegasm. A nirvana like state lies and deceit are the only truth, and where logic and integrity are discounted as the language of the minions

My dear fellow, twafflegasm appears to be radiant amongst these chumps

by It is what it was May 30, 2021

twaserk

A word used to describe someone as being a twat, wanker, tosser, moron and as thick as pig shit

That learner driver is a fucking twaserk

by Gamingman June 21, 2021

Tasfique

There are better ways of self-complimenting yourselves online...

We all know you wrote that sh*t

Tasfique…..

by Killerbeeee November 22, 2021