by Paddy O'Furniture69 May 22, 2022
noun: the poop that collects under the finger nail, when the finger perforates the toilet paper during the act of wiping
adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you
adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you
Ralph was disgusted by the ginormous turd splinter he got this morning.
Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.
Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.
by Bathsheba11 January 12, 2009
by I, Wreckerrr April 12, 2021
1) A person who is a bottom feeder and beneath you
2) A Piece of you know what (POS), most of the time this type will go after fifteen year old's with plenty of GHB and xanax in hand
2) A Piece of you know what (POS), most of the time this type will go after fifteen year old's with plenty of GHB and xanax in hand
1) That dude's a turd-dick
2) Mr. Patterson told me if there is no grass on her field he would roll around in the dirt, f-ing turd-dick
2) Mr. Patterson told me if there is no grass on her field he would roll around in the dirt, f-ing turd-dick
by StarMan420 December 17, 2010
A small, individual, rounded piece of shit not large enough to be a proper turd. These are usually not larger than peanut M&M's.
I felt like I gave birth this morning. I was expecting at least a foot-long slimer, but I looked in the bowl and there, staring back pathetically, was a single, sad pebble turd not even worth flushing.
by Mel Biggs August 11, 2006
Gary was doing turd circles to empty out his camper septic tank at the local high school parking lot.
by RVlife March 25, 2018
turd mongoler- when an individual unknowingly craps on a pre-existing turd that is submerged in the bowl water itself, creating a gargantuan mound of fecal matter. the individual themself is considered a turd mongoler after the blasphomas crime has been comensed.
needing to deficate histerically, the nieve dumper proceeded to drop his trousers and ireversibly transform into the turd mongoler his mother always feared he would become.
by master mongolersonsville May 31, 2009