by Paddy O'Furniture69 May 22, 2022
noun: the poop that collects under the finger nail, when the finger perforates the toilet paper during the act of wiping
adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you
adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you
Ralph was disgusted by the ginormous turd splinter he got this morning.
Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.
Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.
by Bathsheba11 January 12, 2009
by I, Wreckerrr April 12, 2021
1) A person who is a bottom feeder and beneath you
2) A Piece of you know what (POS), most of the time this type will go after fifteen year old's with plenty of GHB and xanax in hand
2) A Piece of you know what (POS), most of the time this type will go after fifteen year old's with plenty of GHB and xanax in hand
1) That dude's a turd-dick
2) Mr. Patterson told me if there is no grass on her field he would roll around in the dirt, f-ing turd-dick
2) Mr. Patterson told me if there is no grass on her field he would roll around in the dirt, f-ing turd-dick
by StarMan420 December 17, 2010
A holiday tradition, similar to Christmas Caroling, only it’s dropping fresh turds on neighbors’ porches instead.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019
An expert judge in matters relating to the taste and texture of turds, usually a canine but sometimes a person.
A long time ago I had this toy poodle who was a total turd connoisseur, she would seek out turds wherever she could find them and she was lucky enough to be living with some fine cats who left her little brown love bombs in their cat box.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
A small, individual, rounded piece of shit not large enough to be a proper turd. These are usually not larger than peanut M&M's.
I felt like I gave birth this morning. I was expecting at least a foot-long slimer, but I looked in the bowl and there, staring back pathetically, was a single, sad pebble turd not even worth flushing.
by Mel Biggs August 11, 2006