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Zimmer Tossing

The act of throwing former baseball player/ manager Don Zimmer to the ground. The most famous example of which occurred at the hands of Pedro Martinez during the 2003 American League Championship Series between the Yankees and the Red Sox.
There was 98% percent less Zimmer Tossing this season. Of this there is always a small amount of constant background Zimmer Tossing.
by Ace Smoothio August 8, 2009
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mallet toss

1) When a male whacks his penis against the clitoris during heterosexual intercourse. Usually to prolong stamina.

2) When a male whacks his penis against his male partner's anus during homosexual intercourse.
Dude, if you get close to blowing your load just pull out and mallet toss her.
by Jezzirok April 15, 2008
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Boner toss

Boner toss is a type of throw in baseball when u put your arm straight back and turn it in to a catapult
We cal it the boner toss, because it’s hard as hell, and it’ll get you in the eye if you ain’t lookin
by Narcfucc May 30, 2019
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tossed the handkerchief to

A crude expression. Meaning a man has finished with a woman.

Derived from a literal Act of a man tossing a handkerchief or other cloth to a woman so that she may clean his cum off of herself
She was sad, he tossed the handkerchief to her and never talked to her again
by O'Brien Patrick October 18, 2017
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Weed Toss

Similar in concept to the blunt dump, however an escalation from the aforementioned act by having to quickly rid oneself of an entire stash of weed (marijuana). Usually used in context where continued possession of said weed would result in a greater negative consequence than the material loss of the weed itself.
Chuckford: "Ah crap, I thought we were good with the cops after that quick blunt dump and Fabreeze... looks like they are coming back this way."

Rastafarian Billy: "Well I hate to do it, but this is looking like a full blown weed toss right here..."

Chuckford: "Our material loss is palpable, how unfortunate."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
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tossing the cage

A fit of extreme laughter in which one's face goes red and one's vocal cords freeze up. The term "tossing the cage" refers to the spasms of the diaphragm and ribcage that occur during extreme laughter.
Man 1: Yo, that mans deadass tossing the cage right now?!
Man 2: It wasn't even that funny!
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scarf toss

While banging a heavy set lady from behind, she flips her titty over her shoulder and ypu suck the titty.
I pulled off the scarf toss last night.
by Fjbonez March 11, 2018
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