Tossed

When a hammered drunk person is thrown out of a bar as the guilty party or sometimes as an innocent bystander by a bouncer.

Hey, remember when Pidge, Wood, and Ern got tossed last night?

by Ernest P April 21, 2011

Tosser

British slang for someone typically a male, who is suspected of materbating too much.

Harry: So did you watch The Hills last night?
Hermoine: Spencer is such a tosser.

by Sprytly December 8, 2009

Tesses

Plural of tests.

I have to study tonight, I have two tesses to take at school tomorrow.

by DRM December 22, 2003

tosser

V. Tosser, one who tosses an object or thing. Most commonly implied as an insulate in Britain for one who masturbates, similar to the American slang word “jerk”

Also see wanker

"Jerry, toss me the ball"

"Oh Jerry you are a tosser

by Lucy May 29, 2003

tossed blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done and they are out of toilet paper they eat their ass to clean it.

Tommy was getting a blumpkin from his girl and he had no toilet paper so she licked his asshole clean. Tommy said dam i am lucky u tossed blumpkin you saved the day

by Hollowzero April 11, 2008

Tosser

A word used to describe an unsavory, contemptible person. Can also refer to the temporary actions of someone. Tosser is much the same as wanker but doesn't necessarily have to refer to the literal meaning of one who masturbates. Similar but more of a cousin to asshole.

"I hope Vicktor doesn't come tonight, he is a right tosser when he drinks"

"You look a tosser in those leather trousers, Craig"

by Kall- April 5, 2008

tosser

An absolute nobody, somebody who u wouldn't even go through the effort of pissin on if they were on fire, a real loser, wot a twat!

"Hey look at that guy on fire"
"Oh shit yeah he's on fire"
"Shall we piss on him"
"No he's a tosser!"

by The Z man January 21, 2006