Metric fuck ton

A massive amount of something

Dude last night I accidentally stepped in a metric fuck ton of dog shit.

by badass mo fo May 20, 2017

A freck Ton

it's a whole frecking lot

I have a freck ton of hoodies

by yeet yeet squidward October 14, 2019

metric shit-fuck ton

Unit of Measurement: A Metric Shit-Fuck Ton is Metric Shit Load multiplied by a Metric Fuck Ton
Adjective: An amount of any substance, product, space or people that exceeded a rational thought and reasonable description.

Example: 2 Metric Shit Loads x 7 Metric Fuck Tons = 14 Shit-Fuck Tons

1) "Bro! Do we have enough booze for the party tonight?" , "Yeah Dude! We got a Metric Shit-Fuck Ton!"
2) "Hey Buddy! Is there enough room for the new Foosball table?", "Yeah Buddy! There's like 3 Metric Shit-Fuck Tons of room!"
3) "How much stupidity can one person posses??", "Judging by his actions, I'm going to say a Shit-Fuck Ton..."

by 214_west_wash March 16, 2020

Seventy-two ton nuclear

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by ImDaBest(IThink) April 2, 2021

fucking fuck ton

A fucking fuck ton is a measurement far greater than any other measurement it is an infinite amount of fuck tons more than a fuck ton, it goes on forever and ever and ever and ever and so on.

A measurement used to describe how much you love your soulmate.

I love you a fucking fuck ton.

by FuCkEdUp February 9, 2023

Spanking it up to a ton

Spanking it up to a ton is a variation of nursing a semi.

This porn is going no where, I've been spanking it up to a ton for ages now.

by matt_dude23 December 19, 2011

Fuck Ton

An urban unit of measurement to describe a large amount of an item.
6 metric tons = 2 ghetto bootayz
3 Ghetto bootayz = 1 fuck ton

"Yo der was uh Fuck Ton uh bitches down at da club last turrrrrrzday*!"
*Turrrrrrrzday- the day between wednesday and thursday; when the cash money is dueeee, son.

by Laphanduh and vanilla slurpie May 3, 2008