The Tokyo Shuffle

To correctly perform the Tokyo Shuffle, one person has to put his cock between another's ass cheeks like a hotdog. The other person will squeeze (squench or squenching) the cheeks together until semen is drawn, which is then allowed to dry and is peeled off like Elmers Glue from elementary school.

Phil takes it between the cheeks
Like anal?
Na he does the tokyo shuffle

and his cock is flying free

by xhollywoodx January 10, 2006

tokyo speedway

When one takes a cardboard tube, shoves it up another's ass, and launches hot wheel cars down it.

He used a semi-truck for that tokyo speedway last night and it really hurt!

by BaseClarinet December 27, 2010

Tokyo Sand Blaster

When a man shoves sand down his penis hole and blasts sandy cum on a bitch.

Last night i did the Tokyo Sand Blaster, this hot bitch sucked on my spring roll. little did she know i shoved sand down my godzilla. When she wanted me to squirt my wasabi on her wonton's, but i Tokyo Sand Blasted her in the face.

by The Real Space Space Nigger August 9, 2011

Tokyo Tower

When you perform an Eiffel Tower on an Asian girl.

John and I had a threesome with Katsumi the other day, and we tried a Tokyo Tower.

by Baby Boy da Prince March 23, 2011

Tokyo Drift

Verb. The act of being so engrossed in technology in the car that one begins to drive like an Asian person and drift from lane to lane.

Example 1.

Dude 1. Bro! I was driving home and a bitch Tokyo Drifted into me!

Dude 2. Man that totally sucks. Goddamn smart phones and navigators are too interesting.

Example 2

Dude 1. Holy Shit Bro! We almost Tokyo Drifted into that wall!

Dude 2. Damn, my bad I'll stop texting my girl.

by YutYutDevil November 14, 2011

Tokyo crowded

really crowded, can be in a good or bad way

1. Man, that bathroom is Tokyo crowded!
2. The club was Tokyo Crowded last night, it was great!

by Marc June 19, 2006

Tokyo Jiffy Lube

When you take a massive steaming shit in a Japanese bitch's ear in order to lube it up, and then proceed to fuck said orifice mercilessly, while speaking to her in Japanese. You then jism deep in her ear, possibly causing loss of hearing from the excess of jism.

"Last night, I gave Sakura a Tokyo Jiffy Lube."
"Oh, really, did she lose all hearing in her ear?"
"Yes, she did. There was far too much jism and fecal matter for her tight Japanese ears to handle."
"There she is right now. Hey, can you hear me?"
"Nani?"

by xJapaneseSteelx May 2, 2009