pounding the porpoise

To jerk off. To masturbate. To stroke one's own cock (usually with much vigor).
Damn, my cock is sore! Since Sara shot me down, I've been pounding the porpoise to an old Hustler. I really need to get me some for-real nookie!
by Blenderhead1991 September 07, 2010
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fo pound

a slang term for Colt .45 pistol
you know I'm rockin with the best fo pound on my hip, gold chains on my chest
by Ho-Town May 05, 2005
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Four Pound

Term used primarily in the hip hop community to describe the Desert Eagle .50 cal handgun. Fully loaded, the Desert Eagle weighs approximately 4 pounds. This term is often wrongly used to describe a wide range of 9mm or .45 cal handguns which weigh much less than 4 pounds relatively. For instance, a fully loaded Glock 17 weighs 31.91 oz, just under 2 pounds.
"...guzzlin beers, we all stare at the outta-towners, they better break north before we get the four pounders, and take their face-off..." -Nas
by Scrappy McTissue February 04, 2009
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Pound sand

To tell someone that what they want isn't going to happen. The concept of pounding sand is to do something pretty useless. You can hit sand all day long, it doesn't change at all. So by telling someone to "pound sand" you are telling them that they will never get their request.
The debt collecter threatened me but I told him to pound sand, that he wasn't going to get another dime out of me.
by Borrower February 04, 2013
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Dawg Pound

by KRHimself December 20, 2003
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Pound of fifties

A hyperbolically very large amount of money equal to one pound of fifty dollar bills.
Joe: "Hey I'm going to the store, you need anything?"

Matt: "Yeah, get me a pound of fifties, Bruh"
by electromatt August 11, 2009
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cervix pounding

When a guy is fucking a girl so deep that it pounds the cervix.
He gave me the worst cervix pounding of my life. I couldn't walk for ten days.
by princesschristine January 13, 2012
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