have sex with me in the bathroom
have sex with me in the bathroom by yesss daddyyyy January 3, 2022
i hate you with the inclination an ape has sex with
A more inteligent way of saying i hate you with the passion a monkey has sex with. Said to people you really dislike.
i hate you with the inclination an ape has sex with by Haley ann January 14, 2008
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Sex-therapist to the stars
Hym "Oh, I also forgot to mention 'Sex-therapist to the stars' in my credentials. I'm also that now..."
Sex-therapist to the stars by Hym Iam July 24, 2023
The Married Man & 13day Sex Slave
Long ago a man was by himself he had no woman,but occasional fuck girl he knew through charity work in a shop.He said he
works with young people.She kept showing
up at his even when it was clear he didn't want her to.One day he met a woman who could
hold her own she's feisty & fulla fire he likes what he sees,but she pays no attention to him checking her out.This woman turned down 3 guys 2yrs before the man was lucky he got the time of day.They later talked & hit it off after
they were never apart.Yrs later ENGAGED all happy for them.Then big day WOW we all witnessed the beautiful union unfortunately
his inability to RAM the meat became a problem very lazy due to certain things,but the man a phony appeared to be meeting the gullible young girl believing she would fix his problem worse is it was all happening at his home I was aware of this & I even got blamed for stuff which break up mine & his wife friendship. The Sex Slave was there for 12 days or more & stays said he didn't want her to as it was just a fuck,but she always stays guilt is killing me don't know what to do his wife is loyal & good woman they married in the eyes of God he'll never have another woman like her. Marriage is sacred🙏🏽What God hath joined together let no man put asunder(Mathew 19:6)Marriage is of God🙏🏽I hold the playing cards to mashup his life.Right now his WIFE has all the power.The Sex Slave is just a SLUT who has no respect for women or herself. I could tell his family make it right.
SKUTTA
works with young people.She kept showing
up at his even when it was clear he didn't want her to.One day he met a woman who could
hold her own she's feisty & fulla fire he likes what he sees,but she pays no attention to him checking her out.This woman turned down 3 guys 2yrs before the man was lucky he got the time of day.They later talked & hit it off after
they were never apart.Yrs later ENGAGED all happy for them.Then big day WOW we all witnessed the beautiful union unfortunately
his inability to RAM the meat became a problem very lazy due to certain things,but the man a phony appeared to be meeting the gullible young girl believing she would fix his problem worse is it was all happening at his home I was aware of this & I even got blamed for stuff which break up mine & his wife friendship. The Sex Slave was there for 12 days or more & stays said he didn't want her to as it was just a fuck,but she always stays guilt is killing me don't know what to do his wife is loyal & good woman they married in the eyes of God he'll never have another woman like her. Marriage is sacred🙏🏽What God hath joined together let no man put asunder(Mathew 19:6)Marriage is of God🙏🏽I hold the playing cards to mashup his life.Right now his WIFE has all the power.The Sex Slave is just a SLUT who has no respect for women or herself. I could tell his family make it right.
SKUTTA
The Married Man & 13day Sex Slave
The Married Man & 13day Sex Slave by Janet21 March 5, 2023
Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine
"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons
Drugs, sex, and on the dole
Drugs, sex, and on the dole
A phrase popularized by Mike Skinner of The Streets uk band, highlighting the idea that being ob benefits in the UK can sometimes be a surprisingly good and enjoyable lifestyle. It’s all about having the freedom to party, take drugs, drink every day, have plenty of sex if you want, have fun, if you know how to work, play the the system and have a bit of a good side hussle, you can live it it large in the UK rent-free like it says in the song lyrics the life of a geezer a is pretty cushy time nowadays in modern Britain., in 2025, with no job career basically it's something for nothing .
A phrase popularized by Mike Skinner of The Streets uk band, highlighting the idea that being ob benefits in the UK can sometimes be a surprisingly good and enjoyable lifestyle. It’s all about having the freedom to party, take drugs, drink every day, have plenty of sex if you want, have fun, if you know how to work, play the the system and have a bit of a good side hussle, you can live it it large in the UK rent-free like it says in the song lyrics the life of a geezer a is pretty cushy time nowadays in modern Britain., in 2025, with no job career basically it's something for nothing .
Lee, Frank, I've got something to tell you Bruv.
Frank: What is it you sound worried?
Lees: I've lost my job, Bruv
Frank: That's terrible bruv od ear.
Lee: Shut up Fank LOL. I hated that job, Bruv now I'm going to party like a rock star. Happy days bruv. Drugs, sex, and on the dole here I come Bruv.
Frank LOL.
Frank: What is it you sound worried?
Lees: I've lost my job, Bruv
Frank: That's terrible bruv od ear.
Lee: Shut up Fank LOL. I hated that job, Bruv now I'm going to party like a rock star. Happy days bruv. Drugs, sex, and on the dole here I come Bruv.
Frank LOL.
Drugs, sex, and on the dole by Jamie Cheese December 1, 2025
The sexiest man alive
The sexiest man alive by Lances Links October 29, 2019