lord of the rings

lord of the rings makes me a total girl-dork for secretly being in love with.

i love the lord of the rings and i want to have sex with aragorn in lorien

by cashlyn July 17, 2006

The Ringtone

A song part of luis_yt's Cashin' Dimes album.

I love The Ringtone, it's probably my favorite song.

by luis_yt February 12, 2017

the ringer

when a girl is sucking your penis, at the moment of ejaculation you cup your hands and smack her in her ears simutaineously creating the ringing in her head, she will be so stunned that she wont realize she just swallowed your load.

the girl didnt know how to give a bj so i gave her the ringer

by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004

Lord of the Rings

Violent and stormy weather, similar to the conditions faced by those little Hobbit guys as they trekked across Mordor looking for that damn ring.

Better take a raincoat if you're headed outside. It's pretty Lord of the Rings out there.

by T-Bone77 June 8, 2011

Load on the Rings

When a married women uses her left hand to jerk a guy off and he dribbles his splooge all over her wedding ring et al.

She pumped my hot dog so hard I splashed a hotload on the rings of her left hand.... ok so it's a reach

by Rightous Willie February 29, 2004

Lord Of The Rings

Three movies about a bunch of midgets walking to a volcano.

It was a shame that Frodo from Lord Of The Rings stopped walking at the edge of the volcano and didn't take another few steps.

by mAD~mOD January 3, 2007

Lorf of the Rings

What you get when you spell Lord of the Rings wrong...like you just did dumbass.

Lorf of the Rings? Shut up i spelled it wrong...

by xxfallenzz25 July 27, 2010