Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy

BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018

bomb-bigger-te

A balance of two major componants 1 being BLING the other being GRAVY

That man/woman packs bomb-bigger-te, seen !!

by andand October 29, 2006

TES

A combination of tea and yes; often used when a friend gives information that is both petty and relatable.

Friend: Why does Rebecca always make it seem like she knows everything, she's not even passing high school.

Me: TES

by Slothia November 16, 2018

TES

A combination of Tea and Yes; often used when a person makes a comment that is both petty and relatable.

Friend: I don't understand why people who are uneducated in certain topics speak negatively about it without knowing the whole truth like who do they think they are.

Me: TES girl! Preach!

by Slothia November 16, 2018

te amo nami

The word's used in xxxtentacion and lil pumps song arms around you it means I love you

Boy: hey babe
Girl: yeah
Boy:te amo nami forever

by Theonlylitnigga November 17, 2018

El que te focka

El que te focka is a spanish sentence. In english it means: the guy that makes you a seal with superpowers

Soy el tito mc el que te focka means: i am tito mc the guys that fockas you

by TocZyx December 11, 2018

Te Ngahuru

A strong, Brave, tough man, Yet once you get to know him you will start to laugh and have a great time. He is very into Māori Spiritual World and is a big strong Māori Warrior, Te Ngahuru is very Kind and polite towards other people but one thing that holds him down is Anger. But other than that Te Ngahuru is an awesome powerful person

Te Ngahuru comes running though the doors, Oh My Gosh Hes so kind and polite

by Te Ngahuru November 1, 2018