ordering octopus at a tapas bar

Thinking you are going to win at fantasy football but getting schooled by someone who knows nothing about the sport.

Eric got destroyed in fantasy football. It's like he is ordering octopus at a tapas bar.

by cockodoo September 8, 2010

takes the biscuit

Chiefly a British idiom. When something "takes the biscuit" then it has become really bad, annoying or objectionable. Often used when something has worsened. Similar (but not identical) to the US version "that really takes the cake".

I know politicians are a bunch of lying fools, but that Donald Trump really takes the biscuit.

by ProfJF February 19, 2017

The kind of girl who just takes a shit

An extremely ugly, disgusting girl who has nothing going for her, who thinks shes hot shit.

Nick: Dude I hate stephanie
Jeremy: Yea man, shes the kind of girl who just takes a shit

by guerilla warfare December 14, 2008

tapas

A verbal expression which is used as a warning if someone annoys you and he/she/it needs to be slapped in order to shut up. "tapas" is accompanied with raising your right hand.

The term is originated from Gran Canaria, where spanish restaurant promoters very intrusively ask you if you want something to eat "you want some tapas?".

You respond by saying "im gonna give you some tapas!" ─ meaning: you are going to slap him if he won't shut up.

'The promoter just won't leave Jack alone.

I think Jack's going to dish out some tapas.'

by bazzingaa May 2, 2010

tales

1. a cooler way to say tales of symphonia.

2. another way of saying cool

also see on a scale of one to tales

1. Lets go play Tales.
2. That rollercoaster was so totaly tales!!!

by Kayla February 8, 2005

It Takes Two to Mango Burger

A special burger that's served with mango

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It Takes Two to Mango Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Imaginary Tales

Fictional stories or plots whose characters are the complex numbers or imaginary numbers—conversations among these once-ostracized numbers among mathematicians would allow listeners or readers to get intimate with their beautiful numerical properties.

Mrs. Jones thought that teaching complex numbers via imaginary tales might be a more interesting and creative way to introduce these “fictional numbers” to her students.

by MathPlus December 27, 2017