duct tape

man made material that fixes almost anything

silence is golden but duct tape is silver

by Tyler Headrick September 20, 2006

Butt Tape

Alternate name for Toilet Paper / TP

Man, who used up the butt tape and didn't get a new roll!?

by aljFalco January 1, 2009

mix tape

Some stupid thing your friend gives you to try to make you feel better, but never works

Brian - you broke up with Carly? I'm gonna make you a mix tape!
Mark - ugh, please don't
Brian - why not?
Mark - i want to forget about it, not always remember it with that tape
Brian - o...

by TheFish97 August 1, 2012

screw tape

Describes someone who does something morally wrong to you and then when you get angry and confront them about it, They blame you for being angry. This can snowball many times over resulting in a double screw tape and even a triple screw tape.

That bitch pulled a screw tape on me when she called me abusive just because I stuck up for myself and refused to put up with HER abuse.

by Trixy Tee July 29, 2018

management tape

(Noun) Tape that is two-faced.

It is all "fixed", they used management tape to repair it.

by Cock Holster August 29, 2006

pee tape

The Pee Tape was a recording of Trump getting pissed on.

Yo, have you seen the Pee Tape?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 1, 2022

tape scraper

A manager who is obsessed with the trivial, while completely unconcerned with the substantial issues of the working environment. The reference comes from a boss who would prefer that you'd scrape the scotch tape off the break room table than actually complete a work project.

Sara's boss is such a tape scraper. She insisted that she clean the tables when she should have been helping the patrons waiting in line at the reference desk.

by hobrarian October 26, 2008