E'Tards

London based football team who have unbelievable tekkers. A team comparable to E'tards will have a large squad and the manager will rotate the team around a core group of players. An E'tarded football team will also call upon reserve players more accustomed to other sports e.g. rugby. It has been reported that the current squad (2010/2011 season) have a combined value of approximately £100. Often play in a 4-4-2 diamond formation. The team have a large fan base who follow the team religiously whether at home or on the road and turnout to see derby games has often led to pitch invasions and fans even getting down onto the touch line to catch mere glimpses of the skill the players possess. Commonly known as the Tards.

Football player 1 "We are playing the E'tards this week."

Football player 2 "Well then, I'm not turning up, that game is as good as lost."

Football manager of a team that has E'tarded traits "Right we are missing some players this week, we'll have to draft in some player from the local rugby club"

Football supporter (While at an E'tard game) "Wow see those tekkers"
E'tard supporter "Yeh, they are quite good. They have scored with chips from the D, backheels and even from the halfway line. They even volleyed it into their own net once just for fun. Big up the Tards"
Football supporter "Wow, they sound good, wouldn't want to play the."

by Footy fan 5201184 March 21, 2011

tailspin

A loss of emotional control sometimes resulting in emotional collapse.

She’d been going to therapy to try to stop these
kinds of tailspins.

by Osiba June 27, 2015

TARDS

TARDS is an acronym for Trump Alternate Reality Disinformation Syndrome.

Sarah: No, Trump did not call Tim Cook Tim Apple, that is fake news.

George: Sorry Sarah, I saw him say it you just suffer from a bad case of TARDS.

by feetoid March 12, 2019

Taits Mum

To be referred to as "taits mum" is quite offensive. It generally means slut or "Dundee ho bag". The phrase is quite common place in Dundee and gaining use around Scotland.

Dom: I see you were firing in to Ashley, get anywhere?
Dane: Nah man, she's worse than taits mum, gives me the boke.

by II R4z0R II January 3, 2009

Taishi

Knows all of juice WRLD’S songs and can probably sing them backwards also he is a literal pOoL bEeL

Taishi sang juice WRLD for the class he is a literal pOoL bEeL

by True fax’s 69 March 23, 2021

Taiden

Taiden is a strong independent female that tries too hard to be perfect. She doesn't need to be but is afraid to let everyone down. She keeps all of her feelings buried where nobody can see them.

Taiden has such great grades

by Koibreanne05 May 12, 2022

The Tards

A gigantic family of awesome people.

Man they're so The Tards!

by TardMommy. November 7, 2010