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Lightspeed Systems

A shitty software that school used to block everything and violates our privacy.
Friend: Yo I tried to use tor to bypass Lightspeed Systems, why isn't it working.
Me: You need to configure a bridge server.
Friend: Bro, isn't that used to bypass shitty firewall setup in countries like China?
Me: Yea.
by GodTierPlayer March 18, 2021
mugGet the Lightspeed Systemsmug.

favor system

1)System where, instead of money, favors are exchanged

2) A pay it forward type system
Jon forgot his wallet when Steve and Jon went to the bar. When Jon offered to pay Steve back Steve said,"Don't worry about it man- we'll keep it on the favor system. I need help moving next week anyway."
by man,ormonkey? August 7, 2010
mugGet the favor systemmug.

The Buffing System

The system is which oral sex is conducted normally on a male but with certain provisons a female may be done. The oral sex is done when a girl or guy wrapps there tongue aroung the penis and slowly caresses the girth and length of the male or females shaft.
Male: Goose you going to buddies house today?

Goose: Yes of course, Buddies Advocate style.

Male: Oh I would say I sense The Buffing System coming into play, but you cant get shit so.
by The Flori$t June 24, 2012
mugGet the The Buffing Systemmug.

Education System

A useless system that is run very poorly, also a very unorganised and pointless system that ruins children’s lives and hasn’t been improvised since the industrial era in 1901.
“Why is school so boring and leaves students lost in their lives?”

Oh that’s just the education system
by Blackout000 December 15, 2022
mugGet the Education Systemmug.

override the system

one named anthony who uses superhot to get wifi
Yoo I heard that Anthony had to override the system last night at 11:00pm!
by ManiesNiggas August 12, 2019
mugGet the override the systemmug.

nav system

short for a car's GPS navigation system
My friend's Lexus came complete with a nav system.
by Billthrill August 22, 2006
mugGet the nav systemmug.

System Seller

A game that is so damn good that you go out of your way to buy an entire console for the sole purpose of playing that game.
Spiderman is such a system seller, but I'm so broke.
by RashHD June 11, 2020
mugGet the System Sellermug.

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