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Swiftboated

To have your credibility attacked by an a dishonest political machine. Named for four ads run by a conservative group of Vietnam War veterans called Swiftboat Veterans for Truth (SBVT) during the 2004 presidential campaign.

The ads featured Vietnam veterans corroborating falsehoods about Kerry's service in Vietnam, and criticizing his testimony as a member of Vietnam Veterans Against the War before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.

The accuracy of the ads was discredited by official Navy records, other veterans, and several of the SBVT's own members. In spite of media sources openly questioning their validity, they were effective in raising doubts about Kerry's war record in critical swing states. Bush, a draft-dodger, managed to win his second term in the 2004 election, largely due to the Swiftboat ads.

These days, when media figures have their image attacked, they claim they've been swiftboated in order to imply that the attackers are dishonest or using false information.
Steve: The New York Post ran a story that Al Pacino is a child molester. They're trying to swiftboat him.
Bob: Wait, I read what that means on Urban Dictionary. According to the highest rated definitions, that means he's raping little boys.
Steve: What? That's not what swiftboated means at all, just look on wikipedia. Those definitions must have been written by Bush supporters.
by kickflipthecat July 29, 2010
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swift driver

If you see one of these on the road you are advised to get off the roads immediately. 99% of people who drive swifts purchased their license for a hefty fee due to their ignorance on the road
You see the accident on White Collar Crime? Yea boi is always be a Swift driver
by YaMuddaMan May 6, 2021
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Swiftian

/adj/ (1) Satirical
(2) Of or pertaining to Jonathan Swift.
(3) Dire, in the manner of Modest Proposal
Today President Bush made another all-to-Swiftian proposal for welfare reform.
by pete mac May 7, 2007
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Taylor swift

A complete waste of life and money. Another 18 year old girl white girl who thinks she can sing but cant and spends all her money on auto tune. Also seems to follow a lyric pattern of hate men love men which is the basis of most other country music as well now a days.
Damn Taylor Swift must be broke, she puts all her money into autotune. i think she should just give up she sounds like a raspy monkey jerking off and flinging poop all over the place.
by buttmusket July 23, 2009
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Swift Diaze

The quick use of or wanting to quickly use a drug from the Benzodiazepine family, usually (though not limited to) Diazepam. The purpose of this is almost always to "sort your head out", "bring yourself down" or "stop yourself going west" when under the influence of a stimulant substance such as MDMA or Amphetamine.
Person 1: "I need a swift diaze mate, head's all over the shop"

Person 2: "Yeah, cracking night but it's like 11 in the morning man"

Person 1: "Yer not wrong, fair dooz let's get on it then, one each now and another in an hour or two. Sweet as."

Person 2: "NICE ONE BRUVVAAAA!"
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Too Swift

Definition: (1). To not be a Part of any Type of Bullshit, (2). To not allow anybody to push them around, (3). Above your Level

-DeeBoii
Exapmle; Im to TOO SWIFT for this shit!...
by -DeeBoii July 25, 2011
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Taylor Swift

She’s a goddess
by Falsegod September 29, 2019
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