Town in Essex that has lots of smokers, chavs, girls wearing rolled-up skirts, abnoxious teenagers and children and random old people.
All respect goes to those random old people.
Anyways, here in this town we like to name things improperly. For instance:
The Common -- No, it's just a huge field of grass, some benches, a little park down at the bottom and a 'labyrinth', when, in all honesty, it's just some lines drawn on the grass. It's not a 'common', it's a field.
Bridge End Gardens -- where is this bridge end? In fact, where is this bridge?
For now, this is really all you need to know about this beloved little town. Oh, and we got lots of shops :D
All respect goes to those random old people.
Anyways, here in this town we like to name things improperly. For instance:
The Common -- No, it's just a huge field of grass, some benches, a little park down at the bottom and a 'labyrinth', when, in all honesty, it's just some lines drawn on the grass. It's not a 'common', it's a field.
Bridge End Gardens -- where is this bridge end? In fact, where is this bridge?
For now, this is really all you need to know about this beloved little town. Oh, and we got lots of shops :D
Person 1: So where do you live, Mr. Chav?
Chav: I live down in Saffron Walden. Can't get much better than that, mate.
Person 1: ....
Chav: I live down in Saffron Walden. Can't get much better than that, mate.
Person 1: ....
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(In a game of Hearthstone)
Dude 1: *Is on one hp*
Dude 2: *Kills Dude 1 with an eight damage blow*
Dude 2: Get swaffledunked, bitch!
Dude 1: *Is on one hp*
Dude 2: *Kills Dude 1 with an eight damage blow*
Dude 2: Get swaffledunked, bitch!
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"So what are you up to?"
"Just saffing down on the boardwalk, checking out the waves. Man I love summer."
"Just saffing down on the boardwalk, checking out the waves. Man I love summer."
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