Squatch

A mythical creature that with a family of short people in Belmar New Jersey

Person 1: Yo have you seen the Belmar Sasquatch

Person 2: Yeah he’s my brother

by Thatbigguy6 November 8, 2017

Squatch

Watching something while squatting

Dad: I am going to squatch you play your football game

by Hydration Man April 6, 2020

Squatch Trucker

A large terrifying truck driver. Squatch’s are easily identified by their unkempt facial hair and large stature. Squatch’s have been known to cause loss of bowel and bladder function in people who challenge them. Squatch’s are also famous for their putrid flatulence, likely caused by the poor diet available to truckers.

The Driver became terrified and shat himself when he angered the Squatch Trucker at the fuel island.

by Bigdummie April 17, 2021

Squatchy

Squatchy, short for sasquatch aka big foot. Meaning to believe in the possibility of amazing creatures and to hold oneself in high esteem. Believing in oneself and the conservation of sasquatch habitats. Sasquatch lovers usually enjoy forest bathing, being elusive, and are super kind hearted.

Stay squatchy my friend!

by Zazzy January 25, 2023

papa squatch

Papa Squatch is a awesome individual who has his own personal style. He can sing and was given the nickname for having big feet.

Papa Squatch is the best person to be around.

by KZella December 1, 2015

Droid Sasquach

Aka Bigfoot. A robot aka a robot named "Droid" a hidden truth about the roswell crash where a top secret robot "aka" Droid. the robot claimed to habe come from another planet. This so called robot Droid was brought to area 51 for testing its actually point of origin. This robot called Droid escaped throu a narrow passage in area 51 that was so called a holding chamber for used oil drums. It is beleiced that this Droid knocked over many drums of oil while escaping and later and the speed of light ran throu a Nevada chicken farm and was covered in fethers . that's fused to its titanium Fram that was overheated whith oil by running at the speed of light and the feathers turned pitch. Black and melted onto its frame. The story of Bigfoot has really been the biggest area 51 cover up.

Droid sasquach isn't a animal its a robot bro.

by Jalopagan April 12, 2023

Grip the Squatch

The act of becoming so fucked up you have intercourse with the ugliest girl at a party unbeknownst to you until the morning.

"Dude I was so fucked up at that party last night."
"Yah I know, you totally gripped the Squatch. Never grip the Squatch."

by Squatch inc. May 16, 2016