Statch

When an underage girl dresses and acts older than her real age in order to climb social rankings.

Person 1: Dude that girl is fit af
Person 2: Bro that's Jakes sister, she's only 12
Person1: WTF! She looks 18

Person 2: Yup, so statch

by Wonderwhat August 26, 2016

Jewish Stitch Job

Jewish Stitch Job

Jewish Stitch Job.

Receiving a blow job on a freshly circumcised penis (stitches intact), whilst smoking a bong to prevent over expansion

by Always nuvola October 19, 2017

Cross Stitch

Cross stitch 🤞🏻when you get stitched from your vag to your butthole after giving birth because it ripped your shit.

Tight butthole doesn’t apply because it’s been cross stitched.

I went down I my new girlfriend and found out she got the cross stitch.

by chickey85 March 22, 2019

Stitch

Another word for any female or another word for pussy.

Now that's some fine piece of stitch!

by Labaki November 22, 2003

Stitch

The mysterious vertical skin protrusion on a mans testicles (Best seen when ball sack is cold).

Father O'Brien: Look here Joey, this is where God stiched me up after he created me.

Joey: How can I see when you've teabagged your nuts in my mouth?

by Danny SS August 30, 2005

stitch

Issue or problem with someone or something

" so if that was your stitch about not wanting to live here because of Susan, shes moving next month "

by Tawni Lynn May 1, 2007

stitch

Combination of the word "stupid" and "bitch." A stupid bitch.

You're about to get raped, you stitch.

by ksmr May 28, 2010