shit staggering

shit staggering is when you are walking(staggering) when drunk or high aka hammered to the state that u cant walk right

man1:how much u had mate ?
man2:2 crates and a tenner bag of skunk
man1:lol what u doing now then ?

man2:gonna start shit staggering home then have some more tinnys

by bushby_grimsby July 21, 2009

Stoggie

Noun = Wood-Pigeon, Columba palumbus
Native of Europe & Asia.
Also Known as the "Ring-Dove"
They are a beautiful, plump, grey bird with white rings on the wings.
The Males(cocks)have a Round-Topped Skull, whilst the Females(hens)have a Flat-Topped Skull.
They make a persistent, yet somehow relaxing, "Coo-Cooing" sound ring out amongst the trees.
Each Breeding Pair Produce Two;
or in a good year Three clutches of two young per clutch each year, in a single nest.
They are only distantly related to the City-Pigeon or Rock-Dove Columba livia
They are Delicious;
when wrapped in streaky bacon & roasted; Or
when boned-out,diced and put in a
Pigeon-Pie with gravy and sweetcorn;
Or
when put into a
Pigeon and Rabbit-Pie;
Or when put in a Crow and Pigeon-Pie
Recipies Abound For Pigeon-Casseroles.
Use Your Imagination.
They Eat Our Crops.

" Mum says she's got the Vegetables and the Sauce; So I'm off to get the Stoggies "

by Cyril Squirrel April 6, 2007

Stogg

A pedophile, or person who is generally attracted to persons of a much lower age group.

Joe is a real stogg, she is only 15.

by Mr. Laurrie January 13, 2009

stiggarette

a ciggarette, coind while walking up to school one day by a group of stoners

let me get a stiggarette

by ihaveissues November 15, 2004

stuggie

The act of studying while wearing a snuggie

Wow, I wish I could stuggie in the library!!

by alilikestoski February 10, 2010

Stugg

An unwelcome organic object or bolus discovered in ones drink.

"For fuck sake I've been stugged!."

"And I was like, shit, that's the biggest stugg I've ever seen. I need a new drink now."

"Seriously guys, who the fuck put that stugg in my drink!?You really are a bunch of stugging bastards."

"Get your cock out my drink you drunk stuggin' cunt!"

"Yeah, it was cray, I swallowed an ultra spicy stugg in Hitech City, Hyderabad. I was crying through my backflaps for days."

"what is that little bit of..green...no brown...uuuurrrgghh its a bit of stugg!!" *splashes drink in friends face*

"All I was doing was chilling under a tree, when a bird shat a gurt big stugg right into my drink."

"I was enjoying the sex show, next thing I know I've got a dirty stugg in my pint."

"The guy loved chewing on newly-found stugg, he was a stuggmuncher."

by Devine Jamboree February 28, 2013

Hansen-Staggs

(adjective): to act in a foolish nature that causes harm to your body and/or your surroundings

Stop acting so hansen-staggs.

by Johnny Smarts February 26, 2008