Pitch Stitch is the swagger that cricketers (and wannabes) use when walking. It can commonly be identified by minimal movement in the hip area, an exaggerated leg movement similar to line dancing, and a nod of the head in time with each step.
Pitch Stitch can also describe a stationary stance or Pitch Pose which follows the in motion swagger and is commonly adopted by two batting crickets in the middle ground when the supposed strategy talk is taking place. Pitch Pose is recognisable by shift of weight to one side and the placement of the hand on hip.
Both Pitch Stitch and Pitch Pose can occur off the ground, typically is bars and clubs where it’s accessorised by double vodka red bulls or other forms of liquid cocaine.
Pitch Stitch is frequently used to mask insecurity and may be a symptom of an over inflated ego.
Pitch Stitch can also describe a stationary stance or Pitch Pose which follows the in motion swagger and is commonly adopted by two batting crickets in the middle ground when the supposed strategy talk is taking place. Pitch Pose is recognisable by shift of weight to one side and the placement of the hand on hip.
Both Pitch Stitch and Pitch Pose can occur off the ground, typically is bars and clubs where it’s accessorised by double vodka red bulls or other forms of liquid cocaine.
Pitch Stitch is frequently used to mask insecurity and may be a symptom of an over inflated ego.
"check out his pitch stitch, looks pretty happy with himself, must have put a couple away last night"
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That's Tit is a a saying that is commonly used when something is an extremely easy task to perform.
Example: All you want me to do Charlie is is just to hold the nail in place so you can bang your hammer and hit it just once so you can hang this picture frame? Is that all you want Charlie? Sure, That's Tit, no problem, see you later.
That's Tit is a a saying that is commonly used when something is an extremely easy task to perform.
Example: All you want me to do Charlie is is just to hold the nail in place so you can bang your hammer and hit it just once so you can hang this picture frame? Is that all you want Charlie? Sure, That's Tit, no problem, see you later.
Hey Charlie, what's up? Not much. Charlie says hey pal , can you give me a quick hand here, I 'm trying to hang this picture frame can you come here a second? Sure. Can you hold this nail in place while I hit it once and hang this thing. No problem Charlie, That's Tit.
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The stitch up is usually between friends or colleagues who take great enjoyment at drowning each other in responsibility and project deliverables.
The stitch up is usually between friends or colleagues who take great enjoyment at drowning each other in responsibility and project deliverables.
Nick had one goal, and that was to make sure he didn't end up with any tasks to manage. He needed to stitch up someone fast. Luckily for Nick, Matt was unprepared for the verbal tirade of professional compliments in the opening minutes of the meeting that made him a certainty to take the lead and workload.
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