silent stalker [fart]

a gas that escapes from your pants without a sound. Usually catches people off guard and starts a gagging sensation.

Christ Jim...check your pants, those silent stalkers are making me gag.

by Big E October 29, 2004

Facebook stalker

Whether you admit it or not, you are a facebook stalker. Stop denying it...you meet a cute girl/guy and keep checkin on their statuses...you stalker you.

(Bo) "Hey, so how's it going with that girl you met the other day?"

(Jeff) "It says here she's goin to northgate tonight. Dude we should totally hit northgate up tonight!"

(Bo) "Dude your such a facebook stalker..."

by Krpec11 February 8, 2010

Stalker Song

A song that you don't particularly like but "follows" you and plays everywhere you go.

"Dude, don't you like that song 'Boom Boom Pow'?"
"No, that's my stalker song."

by John_Robinson August 20, 2009

status stalker

An individual who obsessively "likes" and comments on the Facebook statuses of certain members of their friendslist, no matter how mundane or lame the status update might be. They often employ empty flattery or praise, smiley emoticons, and weak jokes, all in an effort to curry favor with the other person--or, in the case of male status stalkers, as an attempt to get into a girl's pants.

Will's become a status stalker in a powerfully lame attempt to score some tail.

by sappyscurry May 14, 2010

German Stalker

the enlarged state or condition of erectile tissues or organs, esp the penis, when filled with blood,
An Erection.

oli: oi dad i have a german stalker its so scary
dad: er is that code for something
oli: what would it be code for?
dad: that you're hard...
oli: shit.

by kinkycouple March 7, 2011

Doctor Stalker

A christian beadles music video: one who watches one from a distance

dddddd doctor stalker

by jhdajfnsfs July 31, 2011

Stalker Eye

The stalker eye involves looking at someone in such a way that it intimidates them and makes them feel like their space is being intruded upon.

This involves:
(1) maintaining too much eye contact with an invidivual while giving an expressionless face.
(2)doing the above several times at intervals.
(3)not talking to the individual.
(4)following or "hovering" around the individual.

This occurs for numerous reasons:
A person may be too shy, while having a crush on the individual. Their anxiousness to approach causes hesitation, and therefore akward behavior as their desire to approach and anxiety conflicts.

A person may actually be stalking an individual, for numerous reasons.

A man sees a woman at the grocery store who is incredibly attractive. He hovers in her vicinity, while giving her the stalker eye.

by cynical2007 February 23, 2008