Squidward

The saggy part of a beanie when someone wears a beanie.

Do you like that guy's beanie. Yeah he's rocking the squidward

by Squidwardlover328 March 18, 2011

Squidward265

Someone who you can have a good laugh with. Generally uses an insult involving a 12 inch on the local ho. Often in w83 kicking all the bullshitters' asses.

P1: OMG RUN!!!!1
P2: Why?
P1: ITS SQUIDWARD265 SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT

by JamesLegaia December 27, 2008

squidward brunt

Sore loser

"Stop being such a squidward brunt, get over it!"

by Longlivedobby November 27, 2016

squidwardo

A high/drunk psychotic person.

Look at this squidwardo

by Jcav1002 May 8, 2018

Squidwarding

When one rubs their face on a flaccid penis much like motorboating.

"I totally squidwarded that guy last week".
"His dick wasnt even long enough for me to squidward!".
"I just love the feel of squidwarding a random guy in the club".

by Not Steven Seagal June 5, 2018

Squidward

When a man drapes his penis over a person's nose with their balls resting in the persons eye sockets; giving the illusion of a "Squidward nose"

I was with this chick last night and I did the squidward on her face!

by B0d0zer June 8, 2018

Squidwarding

The art of placing one’s semi erect penis over the nose of a consenting partner. This should bear some resemblance to squidward’s nose.

Guy1: Becky finally let me go squidwarding last night!
Guy2: Marry that girl.

by Thiccboi34 August 18, 2018