Squidward

When a man drapes his penis over a person's nose with their balls resting in the persons eye sockets; giving the illusion of a "Squidward nose"

I was with this chick last night and I did the squidward on her face!

by B0d0zer June 8, 2018

Squidward Syndrome

When a person has difficulty stating what colour a character is, such as skin tone or hair. Based on the character Squidward Tentacles as most people say he is blue when the show states he is green.

"Dude I can't tell if my character's hair is yellow or green, this is some serious Squidward Syndrome"

by The Doctor Sex. May 1, 2022

Squidward

KSI

Squidward

by XQB January 8, 2022

Squidward

PHAT DICKNOSED SQUID

Jeez, look at the size of that nose… That’s Squidward all right

by Squidward’s chosen one May 17, 2022

The Squidward

When you hit someone with the squidward it means you just don’t give a fuck and you’re doing unspeakable things

If he snitch on me ima hit him wit the squidward no kap

by Jumpa Brim March 10, 2022

Squidward

Someone who hates everyone and everything; an outcast.

John: "Hey look at Joey! He's not talking."
Michael: "Yeah, he's such a Squidward."

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 25, 2022

The Squidward

When you're standing over your partner, place both your balls on their eyes, and let your schlong hang loose.

"I was doing The Squidward on Quincy's face."

by Levi Spencer January 23, 2021