Shoten

A very fast ass bullet, you dont even know what happened because the fuckin bullet hits you in less than half a second

My friend Eric got shot in his ass by a shoten

by wofoplaya12 July 19, 2010

spode

a person who's life has no meaning. basically he takes up space, contributes nothing to the group at all and is there to mooch anything and everything

that crackhead is a total spode

by samf June 30, 2006

smoted

In mario kart 64, the act of running over a bomb when equipped with a star while playing battle mode with three or more players. The bomb then disappears and the screen stands still, leaving that player in horrible shame and barring them from further play. While the screen stands still, the smoter has the opportunity to perform the "star dance."

Jafari: Aw, I'm a bomb. I'm gonna get you.
Dave: (gets star and runs over Jafari) In your face!
Eric and Louis: Damn, you got smoted, Jafari!!!
(Jafari sets down his controller and hangs his head in shame.)

by smotejafari October 15, 2008

Rub one out of spite

To masturbate out of spite; to angerbate

She hates it when I jack off, so I'm going to rub one out of spite.

by ianjy May 19, 2009

Spite Day

Celebrated six days before Valentine's Day, February 8th, to ensure maximum ill will. It is a day to release contempt in SPITE of the Hallmark Holiday. DYI hate cards and hard-as-rocks pastries are given to couples, while delicious SPITE treats are spread to the joyous single masses... or to whomever you want, really. If you do not like a certain person, then SPITE them.

Go forth, and be repugnant!

Baking spite brownies, muffins, or cakes for Spite Day is highly encouraged.

by Christina Monterrosa February 8, 2008

spite

An acceptable answer for every 'why' question

-"Why did you get chocolate ice cream insted of vanilla?"
-"I don't know, spite.

by tportem April 20, 2004

spode deluxe

A know-it-all, can't ride, thinks they're awesome but are beyond stupid, always layin' their bike over, and tryin' to do stunts they'll never be able to do motorcycle rider, similar to a chode or a spode, but to an extent MUCH greater than any spode or chode could ever hope to be.

Man, after Joseph laid his bike over after only havin' the bike 2 weeks, I thought he was a spode, but after gutting out his exhaust pipe, he's defineatly a spode deluxe.

by Steve March 30, 2005