Spoffing

adj. 1. Something fantastic. Utter brilliance.
2. To do something with a style only that of a geek could duplicate. (e.g. Beci Evans)

''It's a Spoffingly fine day today, isn't it Holmes? It's so Spoffing I think I'll go inside, make myself a glass of lemonade and come right back outside again''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

Spooning

A form of sexual intercourse also known as anal sex.

Jeff is mad because Kenta didn't agree to spooning him last night.

by Jeff Fellows April 9, 2006

Spoofindyker

someone who is not telling the truth about a person or person's actions.

She is being a total spoofindyker about Rob.

by Yeah I Went There March 29, 2009

Smoofing

Smoofing is a sport where you stand in front of a crowd, look awesome, and receive points.
If you get over 9000 points after 3 rounds, you win.
Every three rounds is called a set, and anyone under 9000 will be eliminated after the set. If no one is under 9000, then the lowest score gets eliminated. If everyone is under 9000, everyone loses and a new game is started.
Scoring is based on 3 things: Appearance, Swagger, and Overall Awesomeness. The crowd scores each category on a scale of 1-1100 and its added up to make the final score.
A perfect score is 9900.

Smoofing is a hard game, a lot of non-professional smoofers change the rules so the required score is 8000 or even 7000, rather than the official 9000.

My recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 1032, 1098, 1025,

Swagger: 987, 1002, 996,
Overall Awesomeness: 1056, 1073, 1026,
Final score: 9295
I win.

Your recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 875, 885, 901
Swagger: 920, 916, 923
Overall Awesomeness: 956, 942, 948
Final score: 8266
Score below 9000, you lose.

by Zakorsumtin April 17, 2011

Practically Spooning

When two people are almost, or sort of spooning, they are said to be 'practically spooning'.

Tor wished he could spoon her, but practically spooning was as far as he could get.

by 10manbandit February 4, 2010

Spooning

when 2 ppl from same sex/opposite sex cum face to face and get their bodies together and start grinding or "humping" eachother it works while ur standing or laying down..u usually get better pleasure when the guy has a boner u need both ppl to participate to get good affect

sally n dezmond were standing up and sally felt dez's boner she got excited and started spooning they both got pleasure and sally moaned

by lumidee August 27, 2006

Spooning

A form of lesbianic pleasure where they basically use a SPOON as a substitute to a PENIS or DILDO. Spooning can be very enjoyable for all. yupyup

'' oh my god i would so totally spoon u * SPOONS hense spooning

by Amither July 10, 2006