Sponey

Money that is already allocated to something else and essentially already spent before recieving it.

John: How's your new job going Noah? Heard you’re making lots of money?

Noah: Yeah right… making sponey, got mad bills to pay.

by IkeTurnt July 18, 2022

Preventing Spontaneous Human Combustion

To let one rip
First coined on the hit show:south park

ex:

Man:Dude that was sick it smells like eggs...
Dude:Hey man just preventing spontaneous human combustion here...

by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

spongeworthy

Worth fucking in a time of scarcity; from a Seinfeld skit about the discontinued sale of contraceptive sponges.

In spite of his diminuitive pecker and his disdain for bathing, his sarcastic wit made him just barely spongeworthy

by cornholio October 16, 2003

spongebob squarenuts

Well Spongebob has square pants....so he's bound to have square nuts!

Spongebob's been wearing those squarepants for so long they've shaped his nuts!

by The Debasser May 2, 2005

Spongebobbing

The act of wringing out an extremely wet dick like a sponge.

Dude, my girl was totally spongebobbing me last night. It was awesome.

by bigchungus69420 November 27, 2019

Norwegian Sponge Plug

To plug a girl with a penis in her mouth, vagina, and butt.

Wow dude, me and my friends just gave this chick the biggest Norwegian Sponge Plug, that she passed out!

by thewordmakerupper December 6, 2009

fun sponge

Someone who has the ability to walk into a room and litteraly soak all of the fun out of it. Also known as a muzz.

"Nick was such a fun sponge, the moment he arrived the party died."

by Doc Raymond October 10, 2003