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Ow my spleen

Ow my spleen
Ow my spleen
by Inquisitive Walnut July 3, 2019
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sleek

1. Sleek= Mouse + Bagdad. See Iraq, insane,poor judgment, and Mitt Romney.

2. (N) The guy in the group who will run you over with his car, drop 300 dollars playing 25/50c poker, show off his 4 inch knife, send everyone you know a computer virus, then have a 3 some with Phil in the back of a van with some chick.
Zach:I heard Sleek was going to Iraq.
Ben:Ya same. I also heard he had a three-some with Phil
Zach:Ya,that's hella poor judgment.
Ben:Kinda like eating out a stripper.
by DJLSAT March 10, 2008
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Shleep

1. Imaginary sheep that you count to get to sleep.
2. A sleepy sheep
When I went to Australia, I sheared a shleep.
by Shleepy October 2, 2008
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spleenis

A makeshift penis constructed of socks stuffed inside a sock. Can be worn by both females and males. Originated on the Lounge at Vampirefreaks.com.
"Damn, Spleeny has a huge spleenis! I'd like her to stick it in me."
"But it's a sock. That would hurt."
"It's kewl. I like the pain."
by Laura Eff June 11, 2008
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Spleef

The act of letting air escape the corner of your mouth upon toking on a joint, resulting in an accidental raspberry. The name is derived from the term 'queef', a vaginal fart, and spliff, a coloquial term for the combination of tobacco and marijuana.
Finn: *Hits joint, accidentally blowing a raspberry*

Sydney: Ha ha, Finn just Spleefed. What a Spleefhead
by SirDrCool September 9, 2012
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Shleep

Sleeping Sheep: The masses that are still asleep on important issues. They are cultivated the same way cows are cultivated for milk and meat, or like chickens for their eggs and meat or more accuractly for their wool. Shleep hearded by the government.
Why bother try to educate hopeless people? They are still shleeps. They are content living in their fantasy while they are being shared bald for their money... i mean.. wool.
by American Spirit November 12, 2012
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Saleem

Saleem is an Arabic-Japanese dude with lots of heart and it means trustworthy.
He's a curly haired immature dude who's in love with a girl in his English class, and you would love to be friends with him. He's generally very funny, and somewhat immature and rude sometimes, but you would be lucky if he talked to you.
WOW, Saleem has many friends...
by uthrgbefwedxwq November 23, 2019
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