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No splasher

When you pee on the side of the toilet bowl so it doesn't splash urine and toilet water everywhere, it's also quiter. Also it is pretty much impossible for girls to do.
Kevin didn't want to wake everyone up so he did a No splasher.
by S3cti0n 8 August 30, 2014
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The Splatters

when a person has a liquid based stool that covers the entire bowl of a toilet upon release.
Man that food went through me i had the splatters bad!
by Heisenberg7 October 12, 2015
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Dance Floor Splatters

When upon hitting the dance floor one feels the onset of a violent, uncontrollable bout of diarrhea that demands immediate expulsion from one's bowels.
I made the mistake of eating a crunch wrap supreme before hitting the club last night. As soon as I got on the floor with my date I got the dance floor splatters. Talk about a shitty first date!
by Bowel Problems Bandit May 10, 2009
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splasher

when a bad case of diarrhea hits the toilet stall
Christ, dude, who put the cuisinart splasher to the walls of this stall?!
by El Juan July 16, 2008
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splatter

I type of film where the emphasis is on killing itself compared with gore where the emphasis is on the result of the killing.
Brain Dead is a really funny splatter movie
by Lucas 666 April 9, 2007
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splatter

the type of sound made when you throw a pineapple directly at a brick wall and it smells like an urangatang.
"did it go splat or splatter?" Hilary asked bill clinton after he threw a bowl of aunt jamima pancake mix at her crotch.
by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 27, 2003
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splatter the platter

Common term for having diahrea or loose stool.
After eating lunch at the Roach Coach, I had splattered the platter.
by Rick S. December 1, 2004
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