Slomosexual

A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.

"Mom, Dad... I'm a slomosexual."
"Oh, bless your heart, Timmy!"

by Lenny Dee February 18, 2010

awkward salmon

A gesture used to relieve the tension of an awkward situation.

The awkward salmon is usually performed when sitting, although it can be done standing. The person spreads his legs slightly apart and puts his hand in between them close to the knees. Then he rapidly moves his hand back and forth slapping each leg to simulate the sound of a salmon flopping around on the ground.

The awkward salmon can become even more awkward (and a lot funnier) if a person sneaks up behind another person and performs the awkward salmon on the victim.

Grandma: Damn your grandpa is good in bed.
Grandson: (to his friends)... AWKWARD SALMON!

by Philt5252 February 15, 2009

salmon turd

A turd that just won't flush

I've just had a huge salmon turd - the little sucka has swum back upstream to haunt me

by Adrian Peers May 18, 2006

salmonback

A tall, well-proportioned woman with a svelte figure that probably has some kind of visual arts fellowship or is writing thesis on Shakespeare's sonnets. The only certainty is that a salmonback is beautiful, voluptuous, yet thin enough to have a visible backbone. The silent 'L' is sometimes pronounced depending on how gobsmacked you are by the salmoninity.

RUBE: Did you catch that salmonback? Pink? You're gonna miss it... Oh.
PINK: Sorry, Rube, I was too busy looking for Doody Street.
RUBE: There she is again!
PINK: No doubt a salmonback. You could play xylophone on the moll.

by Rubi Unique May 19, 2009

Solo dolo

Being alone, or going somewhere alone; you're unaccompanied in your traveling. You're a loner.

I'm traveling to Jamaica solo dolo.

by DifferentCloth December 31, 2021

Knackered as a salmon

exhausted, very tired
used to describe, ones self, or someone else when they are physically or mentally exhausted

'when i got to the top of Mt. Everast I was knackered as a salmon'

'i had to stay up for 3 days straight, now im knackered as a salmon'

by Mike Longford January 9, 2008

Edward 40 Han Solo

A basic game of Edward 40 Hands, but only one participant in a group setting.

The guy who showed up with two forties of Old English is a tank, playing Edward 40 Han Solo like that.

by Jonat! March 8, 2009