Salaried Whore

A professional prostitute who is not paid per trick, but annually.

This is a term, or phrase, invented by the undersigned as a rejoinder to a poet who said (and many other writers agree) that "cellar door" is the most poetic phrase in English. I alleged, in response, that "salaried whore" would do just as well, and is a more stimulating term.

Millie was a salaried whore in Soho.

by Pierre de la Ramee February 17, 2010

Shlarve

To suck in n sloppy, uncontrolled and enthusiastic way.

That skanky bitch loved to shlarve my dode.

by Nut gobbler July 20, 2014

Solari

The Italian Family name of the long lost king and queen of Italy. To have this name means to have great power and beauty. To influence the say of others and get their way.
This name now days is to describe beauty bigger than the sun.

oh my, she's/he's a Solari for sure !!!!

by Long Lost Solari Leader July 7, 2011

Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS)

A change of employment status from a full-time, salaried position to an Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) without the security, benefits and perks usually associated with full time work.

"At least with a layoff, I'd know I was out of work, but apparently this Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) reclassification is supposed to make me think I'm making a sideways move - just without health care, retirement benefits or any notion of a future. Do I look that stupid?"

by Gainfully Funemployed October 21, 2009

Shlarpee

The proper way of saying slushie.

Scotty raced to nearest 7/11 to shlurp down an everclear shlarpee. He then shlarped his guts out.

by swolber January 10, 2010

salary cap

Any tattoo visible on the neck, face or head of a regular person who needs to work for a living.

Billy Bob did not get the promotion out of the stock room due to the "88' salary cap tat on his neck.

by cabin boy December 29, 2009

slarp

The sound a wet cock makes when it hits a chick in the face.

the slarp from my cock hitting her face could be heard all through the quad.

by Anonymous August 6, 2003