Soft Jerk

Masturbation of or a hand job performed on a soft, flaacid penis. Remains soft and unerect and unable to nut.

I passed out last night doing a soft jerk.

Rachel was disappointed in my performance after she was only able to give me a soft jerk.

by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018

soft car

A unmarked police vehicle, used by police detectives such as gang unit.

You see him? He's in a soft car around the block.

by Zayats June 21, 2019

Soft-dressing

A soft-core version of cross-dressing, where a person adds a couple of feminine/masculine items to their outfit to create a semi-androgynous appearance

Is... is Bobby wearing women's lingerie?? I think I can see it creeping out of his backside!" "Yes. He's into soft-dressing didn't y'know.

by FuturePoet September 12, 2010

Soft Girl

Larissa is the definition of a soft girl.
•soft
•cute
•lovely
•has much love to give
(And she has a dog named murphy)

Larissa is a soft girl

by Bloodyvladi December 29, 2020

Soft crush

Person who seems attractive for you, but not in romantical way. You adore them and find amazing, maybe you wanna be friends with them or it's okay to just be near.

- so, Gerard is in love with Frank?
- no, I think it's just a soft crush for him

by lolawayxxx January 19, 2020

Soft turkey

The inability or lack of motivation to make a commitment.

(Opposite of cold turkey/hardcore)

John: "I thought you were quitting smoking?"
Steve: "I'm taking a soft turkey approach, cutting down to 1-2 ciggies a day."

by agave.syrup April 12, 2015

soft head

To not critically think. To not analyze or survey a given situation. Not to be confused with being hard headed and being stubborn; a soft headed person is to be air headed and unable to think at all.

Person 1: “yup (player) turned down 105 million guaranteed”

Person 2: “Really? A soft head. I don’t know how many words to describe him”

by CriticallyCasual June 24, 2020