Obscure team sport played only in a few isolated regions of the world. Details are sketchy but the game is believed to involve kicking.
Anthropologists from several universities around the United States have embarked on an expedition to learn more about this "soccer" pastime.
by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004
Get the soccermug. 
An exciting and intriguing game requiring extreme talent, it can be played and enjoyed by anyone in the world.
Serious fans tend to be annoying pricks who use their soccer passion as an excuse not to get laid.
Serious fans tend to be annoying pricks who use their soccer passion as an excuse not to get laid.
me: Hey man, lets go and hang out with the girls I met the other day, they seem really cool
friend: Na man, my soccer teams got a match
me: oh ok, well how bout tomorrow?
friend: Na man, I really don't like girls, I just want to watch men kick balls around all day. I wish i could have them inside of me
me: ok, well have fun with that, im sorry your life is so empty that you have to base your pride and self respect on the success or failure of a sports team which you don't play on and doesnt even play in this country
friend: Na man, my soccer teams got a match
me: oh ok, well how bout tomorrow?
friend: Na man, I really don't like girls, I just want to watch men kick balls around all day. I wish i could have them inside of me
me: ok, well have fun with that, im sorry your life is so empty that you have to base your pride and self respect on the success or failure of a sports team which you don't play on and doesnt even play in this country
by dontgeitit January 31, 2010
Get the soccermug. by montoro November 17, 2003
Get the soccermug. A term that is know as Football to the whole world apart from America, Canada & Australia. Requires you to have agility to run for 90 mins +. Also requires two feet and a round ball. Good balance is also needed. It's the most over paid job that has higher wages than any other sport, alot of the people who play it are cheaters, they also feel that kicking a ball in a net is the hardest thing in the world. Go retardly crazy when they kick a ball in a net. Professional Footballers only play because of the $100,000 pay check at the end of the game. Although they still like the sport. Most footballers earn pocket money by doing advertisments for boots that make poor kids fell like crap, and they get paid millions for it. Get all the nice women because the biotchs are too popular to be seen with any1 who has a useful job like firefighters & police officers etc. Crowd control is also very poor in some countries due to their dumbness of liking the sport and thinking they are hard fight 1 person with 150 of their low life pals. In some countries, the national football side is referred to as "the troops" even they are no where near as brave as the actual troops who fight for their rich asses. Chavs also favour this sport.
Rugby, American Football, Baseball, Ice Hockey, Basketball hell even snail racing is more fun than soccer.
by chrisusa February 24, 2007
Get the soccermug. Play Soccer. Screw basketball with ridiculously high scoring and giants who can dunk while everyone just sits around.
by Phil Kaltenbach July 1, 2008
Get the soccermug. pussy sport that frowns upon any real physical contact. object is to get a ball into giant net with the score usually being 1-0. often thought of as a very physically draining sport by the ones who cant play any other sport cause there mommys dont want them to get hurt. try blocking a 100mph peice of frozen rubber and being checked into boards and hit with sticks and then tell me how draining soccer is.
by HoCkEyPlaYeR January 15, 2005
Get the soccermug.