soak

When is a cold so u park ur d in her v cuz it's warm inside and cold outside

Yeah man I just wanna soak in her embrace again. She's special to me. We enjoy each other's company and I've been tired of thinking about the possibility of an onlyfans subscription when the clearnet has me coverd

by Deadmau5UltraAnimals October 2, 2021

Soak King

A Noble man with a high character and pristine moral compass that is beyond repute. Bestowed this gift from on high, he used his carnal knowledge to create a legal circumvention for those who seek the pleasures of the flesh before marriage. It took him years of remote isolation to have the epiphany that created soaking. He then traveled the globe proselytizing to the world's believers his new-found invention: soaking.

The Soak King saved my life with his invention of soaking. Without him, my girlfriend and I would have gone to hell. All hail the BSD (BIG SOAK DADDY).

by Soak King Historian January 12, 2024

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum"

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

Man Soak

The act of chugging your drink as fast as you can until you finish it no matter how much you spill on yourself.

“I think it’s time for a man soak”

“Hey dude wanna man soak”

“It’s not a party unless you man soak”

by Wildin39 May 14, 2019

Soaking

Mormon teens version of putting the key in the door but not twisting and just waiting for the door to unlock itself like that. Now replace key with dick and door with vagina.

“You heard the word soaking before?”
“No?”
“Well it’s basically mormon “sex””
“Mormon??”

by Skeeoung August 8, 2024

Soaking Clean

The act of making a vehicle so neat and tidy, it appears to be in better shape than the day the vehicle was purchased brand new!

The soaking gun llc detailed my vehicle and it was beyond clean, it was soaking clean!!!

by Dirty car assassin July 11, 2021

Soak

A popular Mormon practice of gaming the religious system to maintain one's virginity pre-marriage where the male partner either enters the females love tunnel and both parties remain perfectly still until completion or a third party can get involved and kick the shit out of the bed for a few hours until their homie busts a fat one for the lord.

Yo i helped my boy Bartholomew soak with his girl last night, shit was tight.

by mason is a cunt April 30, 2022